Hang on - we're almost out of it...

 '2020' that is, and can't get far 
enough away fast enough... 

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Two weeks to get past the bend in the curve - 
remember that back in March & April?
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Life without creativity would be almost meaningless to me. It's so cool that someone could look at a flow pipe sticking out of a wall and see - and create - something as simple and entertaining as this.
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Proving that love is blind, and sometimes kooky, a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan has tied the knot with his dearly beloved — a sex doll he dated for eight months before proposing a year ago. Clad in a black tux and bow tie, Yuri Tolochko is seen planting a gentle kiss on Margo, who appears a bit stiff in her revealing white gown as she clutches a bouquet of flowers and stares into the distance.
 
The couple also shared a romantic first dance in front of dozens of guests who attended the traditional ceremony, which was shared on Instagram
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New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio on Monday urged people not to visit the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree, as the city unveiled new restrictions on access to the iconic site. “This is something that in normal years we all go to see in person. This year, I’m gonna tell you to watch a different way,” the mayor said, referring to the tree’s famous annual lighting in Midtown Manhattan and visiting it during the holiday season.
 
“On Dec. 2, you’re going to see the ceremony, the tree lighting, and that’s the best way to see it,” de Blasio said. “I know some people are still going to want to go in person, and I’m going to tell you up front, please, if you can make the decision to watch it on TV, that’s so much better.” The mayor added that even after the lighting, “if you choose to go in person, there’s going to be a lot of specific rules in place to make it much safer than would normally be the case in a typical year.
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That might take me a week to 
come up with just one candidate.
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Do you have one of these? 
Buy one for yourself for Christmas.

It's small enough so I leave ours right on the kitchen counter - I use it that often. This thing makes an unbelievably outrageously good toasted sandwich. 
If you've never had one. I can't explain it - ya gotta try it for yourself.



Find one for yourself here:
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I had a dog that lazy once...
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His announcement comes on the heals of everyone in the State finally realizing what a jackass he really is.

The governor announced the actions as part of a new five-pronged “winter plan” that seeks to combat Covid-19 through a new Department of Health initiative on hospital capacity, enhanced testing, K-8 in-person learning, a public education campaign on small gatherings and vaccine distribution.
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This is an actual article featured 
yesterday on Politico.com.


'As a kinda MAGA shorthand'. How the fuck does anyone even come up with that combination of words? Jeezzzzzzzzz.
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In an interview with Stephen Colbert to promote another one of his bullshit his new 'memoirs', former US president Barack Obama said that 'puzzling out' the biggest political issues was 'professionally really satisfying'. 
Thankfully, Obama is constitutionally barred from seeking a third term after his two election victories in 2008 and 2012. The pair also swiped at Donald Trump, with Colbert saying that the current president had shown that 'there's a whole bunch of stuff you don't actually have to do' and Obama responding: 'Who knew'?
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You don't EVER have to pay $ 40 or more again for jeans - 
not when these are available...



Cheaper even than what you can get at any WalMart, Target, Kohl's or Rural King - and they're well made and durable.  Find them here:
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“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
– Carl Sagan    
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Honest to god ya just wanna punch these 
fuckin' idiots in the face, don'tcha?
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Right click on this banner and it will open in a 
new tab so you don't lose your place here:

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I'll leave with this wonderful image
 to ponder for the rest of the day...


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In this December, 24, 1946 picture, last minute Christmas Eve shoppers gather in front of Macy’s window display in New York.
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And you don't think it's something in the water out there? It hasta be, because people can't be that fuckin' stupid, can they. Oh, wait. Yeah. The election - that's right. Nevermind.
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St. Ursula Street in Valletta, Malta. Friend of mine lives there - I'm gonna go hopefully next  year. Looks like a pretty awesome friggin' place to live. We'll see.
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That's real upbeat, ain't it?
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What kids wanted for Christmas back in '67.
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Wonder if anybody'll ever go to jail for this shit...
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Take the pain out of gift shopping!


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My wife's jewelry is now available on Etsy. 
It's really nice stuff and the prices include 
free shipping to almost anywhere!




Thanks to all of you readers and friends that have been ordering items from her for Christmas presents. 
You guys are great and I really appreciate what you're doing for her. 

Wanna see some for yourself? Click here:
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2 comments:

  1. Maltese is the only language that regularly uses a double "x" in it. (If you don't count the tradename 'Exxon')

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