Are you almost ready to give up and give in?

 Having been lied to, misled, having experts reverse themselves like corkscrews and everything else that goes with this COVID bullshit,

I'm not giving up or giving in. 
And I sure as fuck ain't stayin' in...

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In case you had forgotten what a regrettable piece of shit Governor Murphy of NJ is, here's something to jog your memory:


Gov. Phil Murphy on Friday blasted the New York Young Republican Club for hosting an indoor, mask-free event featuring a Florida congressman at a Jersey City restaurant Thursday night in violation of New Jersey’s coronavirus rules.
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Never ever drop your guard. Never.


The U.S. Attorney in Ocala says a Drug Kingpin on the run for 35 years has been caught living an assumed identity in Weirsdale - not far from where I live. Howard Farley and 73 other people were indicted in 1985 for running drugs along the southern railroad line through Nebraska. Farley was the only one who got away. Investigators say he assumed the identity of a person who died in 1955 and was finally caught applying under that name for a passport.
 
At the time of his arrest, Farley was attempting to board his private aircraft in the hangar at his home. There's a lot of that around here. I know of at least three house near by me that have landing strips in their backyards.
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An electric Cadillac? GTFOH.

 
As Cadillac gears up to become a manufacturer of electric vehicles, it's reached a point where it needs to start preparing its dealer network for the change. This means lots of costly and mandatory upgrades to their facilities for franchised dealers unless GM gives them a way out of their franchise agreements.
 
According to a report published Friday by the Wall Street Journal, that's precisely what GM is doing. Specifically, GM is giving Cadillac dealers a choice between giving up their ability to sell any Cadillac and taking a buyout or investing hundreds of thousands of dollars into an uncertain future.
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Six San Francisco Bay Area jurisdictions issued a stay-at-home order Friday. The orders, in the northern California counties of Alameda, Contra Costa, Marin, Santa Clara, San Francisco and the city of Berkeley will affect more than 5.8 million people. And people will still get the virus and die, so what's the point?
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I remodel bathrooms and kitchens for a living. Some people are lucky - and smart - enough to do this kinda crazy shit for a living. I shoulda been better at Physics 101, I guess.
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There's nothing funny about your own personal safety.

This is a very popular item these days, and seeing as how these days are pretty fuckin' bizarre,  it makes sense, doesn't it? 
 
Readers here have told me that not only are they buying them for themselves,  they're buying them for their kids, their girlfriends and their wives. 
 
I think that's a great idea. Better safe than sorry is the best way to be these days...
 



There are a couple different strengths available here - find the one that's right for you:
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I realized after I read this little blip that I have not seen a single home anywhere here in Florida that has a basement.
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Yeah - tell me you never scammed these motherfuckers outta a couple hundred albums and tapes over the years. Yeah, sure. Neither did I. Right. Okay.
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Know who this babe is? That's a pretty fantastic classic look she's sporting. Her name is Yvonne Roman. Born  in London on February 17, 1938, she started in British films while still a teenager. Her looks and talent got her cast often in films, but at first in small roles in such productions as the noirish Action of the Tiger (1957; with Van Johnson and Sean Connery) and Murder Reported (1958; with Paul Carpenter). 
 
When Romain was cast in the fun horror flick Circus of Horrors (1960; with Donald Pleasence), her film career went in a whole 'nuther direction.. Soon, Romain became a scream queen in such horror films as The Curse of the Werewolf (1961; with Oliver Reed), Corridors of Blood (1962; with Boris Karloff), and my personal favorite Devil Doll (1964). 
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A Brazilian model claims that she increases her sex drive with a little afternoon d-light by way of sunning her vagina. “Nothing better than a morning sun,” says 23-year-old Letícia Martins, who goes by Lunna Leblanc, captioned a nude Instagram post of herself this week in which she displays her naked body, legs spread at the sun.
 

She's what we usta call a 'Big-bone bitch'

“Did you know that exposing your private parts to the sun can provide you with more energy, increase your libido, improve circadian rhythm (which regulates the entire functioning of the human body) and still help you get a good night’s sleep?” 
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Take the pain out of gift shopping 
Let's Santa's helper do it the easy way!


Right click on this banner below and it will open in a new tab -
 you might find the perfect gift for your perfect someone:

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.38 Special is one of my favorite bands.  

I figure any band with three guitar players up front can't suck, right? Here's a taste of them live:


Wanna hear more? Ask Alexa. That's what I do. Or you can open this in a new tab and listen while yer online:
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Sign in a bar in my neighborhood. Tells ya all ya need to know about how the owner feels about her customers. Tuff broad - lotta fun, lotta tattoos.
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The statue 'David' by Michaelangelo encased in bricks during WWII to prevent bomb damage.
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Living quarters and juke joint for migratory workers, a slack season. Belle Glade, Florida, February 1941.
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I get confused on occasion so please help me out here. 
 
I had thought  - actually all my life I've thought - that the word 'illegal' meant 'against the fuckin' law, jackass'. I musta been fucked up my whole life, 'cause it certainly don't mean what it usta. Juss' sayin'.
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That's Anita Ekberg. Doesn't get much more 
beautiful than her.
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Got a miserable existence in a shit-hole country? No problem - jump on a boat and go to Spain. Those fuckin' idiots'll hook ya up.
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What a great gift this would make
 for the food lover in your house.
Or for yourself...


 See them for yourself here: 
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Franklin D. Roosevelt at Harvard University - before the Polio kicked in. Wouldn'ta recognized him on a bet...
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They're settin' us up like fuckin' bowlin' pins.
 

President-elect Joe Biden made the strange quip Thursday while sitting with Harris and CNN's Jake Tapper, who asked how the two handle disagreements. It was the pair's first sit-down interview since they were named winners in the 2020 presidential election. 'But like I told Barack, if I reach something where there is a fundamental disagreement that we have based on a moral principle, I'll develop some disease and say I have to resign,' Biden joked.
 
This ain't no fuckin' joke people. This guy'll be gone by April - he only a place-holder for her. Too fuckin' scary to even talk about...
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There's a chance - a good one - that 
Victoria's Secret is gonna go belly-up pretty soon.
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This is what the Grand Canyon looks like
 when it's lit only by lightning.
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I'll leave yuz today wit' dis here thing:


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Right click on the banner to open it in a new tab and see if there isn't something there that you just absolutely, positively havta have:
 
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Another genius screaming into the wind...
 
Professor Marty Makary at Johns Hopkins slammed the Food and Drug Administration on Friday for continuing to hold off their approval of the COVID-19 vaccine - dubbing the agency's progress 'Operation Turtle Speed', as the United States saw its third worst day of the pandemic with 2,607 people dying - more than perished at Pearl Harbor (where the fuck did they come up with THAT fucked-up metaphor?)
 
A new record (For the record, if the numbers keep going up, EVERY number you quote will be 'a new record', so please, for the love of all that's holy - stopped saying that every fuckin' day) was set for hospitalizations, with a total of 101,276 people receiving professional medical care. The number of new cases - 224,831 - also set a grim (another word that should disappear from this discussion) new record. 
 
The data means that more Americans died from coronavirus this week than heart disease, lung cancer or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. A total of 11,820 died from COVID-19 over the past week, according to the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation (IHME). By comparison 10,724 died from ischemic heart disease; 3,965 from tracheal, bronchus and lung cancer; and 3,766 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. The IHME now estimate that almost 540,000 people in the United States will die by April.
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And occasionally, I add to my own.
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Ever see one of these in action?
 
It's on sale this weekend only for only $ 80.00 - 
that's almost half price. Don't miss out.


 It works on wifi and does everything my Echo tower does, but it also does video - live and streaming. Pretty cool - check it out:
 
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If you have not yet seen my wife's jewelry, it's available on Etsy. 

Every piece is unique and each one is completely hand-made by her. Etsy is promoting a discount program for her that gives you 20% off on your purchase of two or more items, but this promotion ends tonight at midnight. 
 
 
If you want to get in on it and save some money, go to her Etsy store 
and see some examples for yourself - it's right here:
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7 comments:

  1. FDA is withholding approval of the Rona vaccine until Slow Joe is sworn as President, so he and The Ho get the credit for saving humanity.

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    1. I don't think you've ever heard me say it, but I hate politics...

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  2. I am in one of those 6 Bay Area counties with the new month-long lockdown "order". I am contemplating moving to northwest Florida (e.g. back to free America)

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  3. Sorry for chiming in a bit late today but I was out on my deck sunning myself and my private parts trying to get a little extra “boost” I was dreaming rhat I was hosting a Brazilian Beach Volley Ball team at my house this weekend

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They have bikinis, I have beers and there's that Powerball jackpot that I'll take all the way to the bank when I hit it tonight.

 Well, two out of three are within easy reach.  A man can dream, can't I...   An extended Saturday Night Rule 5 Interesting tan lines......