It's now the hip thing to do.
Sound familiar?
“If people are not vigilant, it could be worse,” state Health Commissioner Judith Persichilli cautioned on Monday. So if you see a massive gathering of people flouting the rules or unmasked employees in a convenience store what should you do?
New Jersey health officials outlined several avenues for residents to take in filing public safety complaints. The easiest and most streamlined approach is through the state’s Executive Order Violation Reporting Form at covid19.nj.gov/forms/violation. The online forms are filed to the Office of Emergency Management.
The form includes several options for violations, including, “a business that is not practicing social distancing requirements,” “a business that is not allowing remote work of non-essential employees,” “an indoor gathering of more than 10 people, or more than 25% of the capacity of the room” and “an outdoor gathering of more than 500 people.” For indoor gatherings, weddings, funerals, memorial services, religious and political activities, and performance venues are limited to 150 people. And on Nov. 23, the outdoor gathering limit drops to 150 people.
Their slogan should be:
In my next life, this is the job I want. No doubt about it, driving this thing around towns would be a friggin' pisser...
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Florida man jumps into pond, wrestles alligator to save puppy
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The Buffalo-based design firm Custom 716 is selling stickers of the governor’s face that can be put on a window to make it look like Cuomo is peering inside — presumably to make sure not too many people are there to celebrate the holiday this year.
The sticker is a clear way of ripping Cuomo for demanding that New York families avoid gathering in large groups for the holiday out of fears of spreading COVID-19. “Great for all gatherings, sure to get laughs, great for your business or your home!” they write about the $10 sticker on their firm’s website.
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This photo, taken in January 1944, in New Britain, Papua New Guinea, shows PFC George C. Miller (U.S. Marine Corps) returning from 19 days of fierce fighting. This true American hero came from Jersey City, New Jersey.
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I went to an all-boys catholic high school run by the notorious street-fighting gang known locally as the Irish Christian Brothers. Thankfully, our PE teacher didn't flash his boobs. The fat fuck weighed 300 pounds easy. Never did make sense to me why he was the PE teacher. Juss' sayin'...
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Yeah - all of a sudden Joe's a 'devout catholic'.
The US Conference of Catholic Bishops' (USCCB) president, Los Angeles Archbishop José Gomez, said last week: “We are facing a unique moment in our history. “The president-elect has given us reason to think he will support some good policies [but also some that] undermine our preeminent priority of the elimination of abortion.”
Gomez said: “These policies pose a serious threat to the common good. “When politicians who profess the Catholic faith support them... it creates confusion among the faithful about what the church actually teaches on these questions.”
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Looking for a new laptop
for yourself or a family member?
There's some serious pre-holiday sales happening at Amazon this week. Here's another great deal if you're looking for a good, fast, reasonably-priced laptop...
The information on it is here:
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Poster girl police sergeant, 35, who shared bikini pictures from exotic holidays while on seven months sick leave quits the force blaming 'bullying and harassment' by colleagues
Brits got no sense of humor.
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This just in from the 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE
THESE IDIOTS THINKING DEPARTMENT':
Boy I bet tickets for this nonsense'll be REALLY hard to get...
A Massachusetts theater troupe is putting a 2020 spin on their holiday tradition, shifting from live performances using a lavish set to a pared-down, filmed version of Charles Dickens’ classic Christmas story.
The Hanover Theatre Repertory’s “A Christmas Carol Reimagined” is set in a small dark theater shuttered by a pandemic. A small group of actors sneak into the venue, find discarded playbills from a canceled production of “A Christmas Carol,” and retell the story of Ebenezer Scrooge and his ghostly Christmas transformation using the props on hand.
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Any time you see an ad or an announcement for a class-action lawsuit that doesn't involve some life-threatening illness or some shit that'll involve doctors, sign up to be included. There's rarely ever any questioning your sign-up, and you get tax-free free money somewhere down the road.
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Moderna will charge governments between $25 and $37 per dose of its COVID-19 vaccine candidate, depending on the amount ordered, Chief Executive Stephane Bancel told a German paper. “Our vaccine therefore costs about the same as a flu shot, which is between $10 and $50,”
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That right there is more woman than
anyone I'LL ever meet in my lifetime.
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We go through batteries like candy around here
for some reason. I'm sure you do too,
especially if you have kids...
I had no idea Amazon had their own branded batteries,
and these have a 10-year shelf life.
There a bunch of different sized batteries and
packages available. Find some for yourself here:
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Some people have no 'shcorn'. If ya don't know what that means, ask yer Italian neighbor.
Halle Berry recently opened up about her early experiences exploring her sexuality, saying she had her first orgasm at 11 years old. “I remember my first orgasm,” Berry mused. “I did it to myself.”
When asked how old the star was, to which she responded, “Eleven.”
Please, Miss Berry, please tell us why you would ever think that any of us would ever give a flying fuck about something like this that you had to make it public?
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'Cause bein' fat is where it's at, baby...
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This Danish power plant has a park built on top of it. Who thinks up idiotic shit like this?
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C'mon now, how could 2020 possibly get any more fucked up?
We should have a contest.
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I posted this picture of her last night but couldn't get myself to delete the file.
A google search of her image came up with a bunch of useless bullshit but no name. Anybody have any idea who she is?
She is just so fuckin' smokin' hot it makes my eyes sweat.
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14,600,000 bolivars, the amount of money you need to buy a 5 pound chicken in Venezuela. Other than that, though, life is good, right? (Asking for a friend)
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Those little fuckers'll give ya one helluva monster buzz, bubba...
Been there, wore the foil hat - trust me.
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I wonder who was 'Miss Knob Job'
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The employees-only gym at Yellowstone National Park. Nice work if you can get it, huh?
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plugs in to any outlet...
Find it here for only $ 13.00 bucks - grab a couple:
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I'll leave yuz wit' dis, ahrite?
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There was this magnificent bastard...
Ever seen one of these? It's also a speaker for Prime Music.
This is pretty cool. At the house where I'm working right now, the people have this on their kitchen counter breakfast bar. Yesterday, as I was walking in, their grandkids came up on a video call. Very slick and surprisingly cheap. See for yourself here:
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I think it's Nicci Pisarri.
ReplyDeleteI believe you're right
Deletehttps://m.facebook.com/Niccipisarrimodelling/photos/?ref=page_internal&mt_nav=0
Use https://tineye.com/ for your images searches - much better than google!
Deleteshe is frighteningly beautiful... Thanks guys
DeleteYep the hand gestures were big in our house. But we were also a loud bunch,we were convinced to compensate for some of the relatives not being very well versed in the English language that speaking louder and yelling would take care of the problem. That god we grew up on 12 acres of property!!!
ReplyDeleteI once got a class action settlement check for 5 cents, I framed it and hung it on the wall.
ReplyDeleteGot one yesterday for $ 252. bucks
DeleteWell be seeing A LOT more of her...
ReplyDeleteRe: The champagne-swilling Michigan GOP: It's more like "There's nothing we will do to overturn a Biden win."
ReplyDeleteFeckless bastards...
Feckless may be my new favorite word Rick
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