Shutdowns don't work, but they keep calling for them. The final economic toll on this country will be tragic...
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To date, more than 12.4 million coronavirus cases have been identified in the US, along with more than 258,000 deaths from the virus, according to Johns Hopkins University. The number of cases represents roughly three percent of the population.
3.75% of the population has gotten it (including me).
The death rate from the virus is equal to 0.0718% of the population.
Let that set in.
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I'm posting this as a public service announcement only.
I'll never be so rich that I'd piss away 50 bucks on something as inane as this, but hey - somebody might wanna watch it.
Tyson and Jones will duke it out for the newly-created WBC Frontline Battle Belt, live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles. The event takes place this Saturday, November 28 (tomorrow) at 8pm EST. The main card is scheduled to start at 9pm EST, with Tyson and Jones expected to enter the ring around 11pm EST.
Stream the Tyson vs. Jones fight live online via FITE.tv. The streaming service is offering the pay-per-view event for $49.99, which lets you stream the entire event in full HD quality.
You can sign up to watch it here if you want to:
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The tradition lives on, but it's
a little weirder this year.
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Well that's very nice of him. Of course he's gonna split - WTF do they expect him to do - barricade himself in the West Wing? This guy owns at least three houses I know of that make the White House look like an out house.
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The best investment advice you'll ever get -
nice and simple.
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Coral castle, a tourist attraction in Miami for the last 60+ years, has gone broke and is now out of business because of this fuckin' virus.
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History will not be kind to this guy by the time the fuckin'
whiny-ass liberals get through with his legacy.
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This vendor at Wrigley (pic is from 1975) probably ain't around any more. I betcha this guy was a whole lotta fun to hang with after the game.
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The company has put up so many satellites, there's
almost no where on earth you can't get their signal.
On Saturday, Oct. 24, SpaceX crossed the finish line, achieving the 800 Starlink broadband internet satellites in orbit it needed to offer "moderate" internet coverage to large portions of Earth's surface. Just two days later, the company officially opened up Starlink to "beta" subscribers, advertising 50Mb/s to 150Mb/s broadband internet service for prices as low as $99 a month (plus a $499 hardware fee).
Demand for the new service in the U.S. has reportedly been brisk, and demand in Canada is about to get even brisker - because just this month, regulators approved Starlink to offer internet service in Canada as well.
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That's subtle. I like subtle.
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Mount Olympus on Mars. Amazing photo, huh?
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All they can do is suggest, because
the cops won't enforce it.
Newark residents were asked to stay home for 10 days citywide, beginning the day before Thanksgiving, in an effort to stop the spread of the coronavirus in New Jersey’s largest city.
Though not enforced or mandated by executive order, Mayor Ras Baraka strongly encouraged the move due to skyrocketing cases of the virus in Newark.
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President Trump blasted a White House correspondent during a testy exchange on Thursday in which the ‘lightweight’ reporter spoke over him after asking if he would concede the election to President-elect Joe Biden (bottom right). ‘Don’t ever talk to the president that way,’ Trump told Reuters correspondent Jeff Mason (inset) on Thursday during a question-and-answer session in the White House.
Earlier during the Thanksgiving holiday, the president spent time playing golf (top right) at his club in Sterling, Virginia, before going on a Twitter rant that took aim at the election results, kneeling NFL players, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and the news media, including his once-favorite cable news network Fox.
Trump spoke to reporters in the White House’s ornate Diplomatic Reception Room after holding a teleconference with US military leaders stationed across the globe. He thanked them for their service and jokingly warned them not to eat too much turkey, then turned to the election after ending the call. In his 25 minute back-and-forth with the media, Trump didn't fully concede his loss and insisted his legal arguments would go ahead. He argued he has time until the inauguration - which is 55 days away - but admitted it's ticking fast. and told reporters: 'It's going to be a very hard thing to concede because we know there was massive fraud.
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Take a look at these three jerkoffs. The guy with the pink hair ain't gonna do so good in the slam, that's for sure. I hope he can't sit down for two months.
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Yeah - that's sorta where I am with the whole religion thing.
My picture is next to the entry 'Failed Catholic' in the encyclopedia...
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While I'm thinking about it...
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I'm so old I can remember when you got nominated for a job because of your abilities and experience, not because your parents were black or red or green. These people are all jerkoffs with their fuckin' 'agendas'. I'm sick of all of 'em.
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They could save this headline and just re-run the same story every year. Knuckleheads - my neighbor back in Jersey burned his friggin' garage to the ground using one of those. Too much oil + open flame = disaster.
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That's what happens when you over-cook
the turkey and forget the cranberry sauce.
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My wife's jewelry is now available on Etsy.
It's really nice stuff and the prices include
free shipping to almost anywhere!
(A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Ya follow?)
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The essay assignment, excellent cartoon
ReplyDeleteAlmost forgot, the babe in black sitting in the leather armchair. Just once I’d love to come home and be greeted by something like her.Just once! And then I would be able to meet the Great Beyond with a smile
Deleteeasy there Skippy
DeleteOut here in western Washington state there have been a lot of ads from Amazon looking for help on the tube, some even mention signing bonuses.
ReplyDeleteThat Portland statute thing? It's Portland, they will just cut them loose, no jail time & probably no charges.
That guy jumping the little lawn mower... My lawn mower won't do that... is that his brain bucket rolling ahead of him after he lands? I hope it came off his his head...
Thanks Rob. Local knowledge is key
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