Monday, November 9, 2020

Another storm's coming, and it ain't the shitstorm you think it is.

 

No - this one is an actual, real-McCoy friggin' tropical storm. I cannot remember a more fucked-up year than 2020's been... 

Tropical Storm Eta is tracking near South Florida, where heavy rainfall, strong winds, storm surge and high surf are expected to continue on Monday. Eta made landfall in the Florida Keys at Lower Matecumbe Key on Sunday night at 11 p.m. EST. The center of Eta is now located just off the southwest coast of Florida.  


This thing's just plain screwy. 
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Utah governor orders statewide mask mandate, new coronavirus restrictions 



There is some seriously scary shit going on here, and if you don't think it's VERY scary, you're part of the problem. 
The governor of the U.S. state of Utah, Gary Herbert, declared late on Sunday a new state of emergency to address hospital overcrowding in response to weeks of stress on its hospital networks due to a surge of novel coronavirus cases.
 "Due to the alarming rate of COVID infections within our state, tonight I issued a new state of emergency with several critical changes to our response", Herbert said on Twitter. "These changes are not shutting down our economy, but are absolutely necessary to save lives and hospital capacity," he said.
 The governor said the entire state was being placed under a mask mandate until further notice and casual social gatherings were being limited to household-only for the next two weeks. All extracurricular activities were being put on hold, he said.
Slowly but steadily your individual rights as a citizen are being stripped away, and you're doing nothing to stop it.
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Meanwhile, here in The Villages - 'America's friendliest home town' - Trump backers clash with Biden loyalists during massive golf cart parade.

 
A huge golf cart caravan of supporters of President Donald Trump rolled into Lake Sumter Landing on Sunday afternoon with their horns blaring and were promptly met with a contingent of Joe Biden backers.
The group of Biden supporters were set up on the corner of Old Mill Run and Canal Street and as the parade of several hundred golf carts carrying Trump supporters drove into Market Square, things quickly turned nasty. “Say goodbye to your president!” one Biden supporter yelled. “Traitor!” a Trump supporter yelled back. “Say no to crooked Joe!” “Loser! Loser!” responded Mynor Garcia, of Lady Lake, as he held his fingers in the shape of an “L” above his forehead.


Garcia added that the many Trump supporters who drove by – one of who whom took both hands off the wheel of his golf cart to flip the middle finger to both sides of the street – couldn’t accept that Biden has been declared the winner, even though Trump has vowed to fight the election results and wants to get the Supreme Court involved. “They’ve always said support your president and now they don’t want to support the president,” Garcia said.
 
Buncha old farts. That's too funny.
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"When we get where we're going, we'll never be sick, 
we won't get any older, and we won't ever die"
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The Pony Tail if yer wonderin' - yeah, it's legit...

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Portrait of Charlie Parker, Tommy Potter, Miles Davis, and Max Roach at The Three Deuces Nightclub in New York City in August of 1947.
This picture gets me on three levels. I can hear it. of course, but I can also feel it and I even kinda smell what the atmosphere of the rooms was. Great pic.
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A 20-year-old Kansas Democrat who admitted to circulating revenge porn in middle school has been elected to the state legislature. Aaron Coleman, who made headlines in August for winning his primary despite his checkered past, was thrown under the spotlight again last week for sending out a threatening tweet directed at Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly.
 
In the since-deleted post reviewed by The Associated Press, Coleman said Kelly would face an “extremely bloody” primary in two years. “I’m not playing around,” Coleman wrote in the tweet. “People will realize one day when I call a hit out on you it’s real.”
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I gotta tell ya, growing up with her was enlightening. 
What a MAJOR friggin' babe...
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Election workers responsible for tallying ballots in Philadelphia have received death threats since the vote count started last week, a local official said Sunday. City Commissioner Al Schmidt told CBS’ “60 Minutes” that he and his staff have faced baseless accusations that they’re trying to cheat or manipulate the vote and “calls to our offices reminding us that ‘This is what the Second Amendment is for, people like us.'”
 
Asked by CBS reporter Bill Whitaker whether that was “a not so veiled death threat,” Schmidt responded: “Yes, for counting votes in a democracy.”
 
Thing is though Al, if ya did yer fuckin' job the way it was supposed to be done, people probably wouldn't get a chance to know what a complete jerkoff you really are. Juss' sayin'...
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The NYMets will have a front-row seat to President-Elect 
Joe Biden’s first pitch at Nationals’ season opener.


Doesn't look anything like him, does it?
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Things are looking up, guys...


The Northern Taurid meteor shower became visible in late October and will continue each night through Dec. 10, according to the American Meteor Society. Its peak period will be overnight on Wednesday, Nov. 11 into the early morning on Thursday, Nov. 12, when the moon will be about 15% full.
The annual Leonid meteor shower started to become visible Nov. 6 and will continue through Nov. 30. Its peak period will be the overnight hours of Monday, Nov. 16 into Tuesday, Nov. 17, when the moon will be only 5% full.
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Ultra-liberals have a very seriously fucked-up 
way of looking at the most basic things.


This is from an article that ran in the US version
of The Guardian (British)Newspaper:

'It would be dishonest to say that big cities are always wonderful places to be at present. It would be dishonest to say I have not walked past boarded-up shops and piles of trash and had moments of gloom and uncertainty about the future of New York and my place in it. Ultimately, however, there is nowhere I would rather be. Plus, I am confident that cities won’t merely recover, but will be revitalized – become better and, hopefully, more affordable than ever. I don’t know what is going to happen next, but I can tell you that rumors of the city’s death have been greatly exaggerated. Cities are coming back from this. And guess what? The rich will come back, too. After they wait for everyone else to rebuild things.'
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You'll forgive me I hope for asking such a deeply personal question, but I have to. 


Did seeing this fuckin' stupidity make you run out and switch to their brand of insurance? I swear to god, whoever's writing (and approving) advertising these days must all be just complete fuckin' jerkoffs. Juss' sayin...
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There's some serious pre-holiday sales happening at Amazon this week. Here's another great deal if you're looking for a good, fast, reasonably-priced laptop...


The information on it is here:
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Asking for a friend...
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If Biden follows the footsteps of his mentor Barracks O'Bummer, Israel is fucked going forward.
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Lighted market tents in Thailand
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And if this is true can we PLEASE move the fuck along? Jeezzzzzz.  

The drug maker Pfizer announced on Monday that an early analysis of its coronavirus vaccine trial suggested the vaccine was robustly effective in preventing Covid-19, a promising development as the world has waited anxiously for any positive news about this bullshit.
 
Pfizer, which developed the vaccine with the German drugmaker BioNTech, released only sparse details from its clinical trial, based on the first formal review of the data by an outside panel of experts.
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Those medieval toilets. Somebody had the job of 'Chief shit-mucker'. Wonder how ya work yer way up to that promotion.
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Speaking (sorta) of asses...

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These are good sweat socks - 
I been buying 'em for 10 years at least and this is a really good price for them.  
 Okay - my wife's actually been buyin' 'em for me but what difference does that make? 



Find 'em for yourself here:
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Of course there's gonna be trust issues ya dumb fuckers - we know they lied to us about just about everything to do with this fuckin' virus. OF COURSE we're reluctant to believe anything anyone has to say about it any more.
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This is Spunky the wonder jeep. 
Maybe one of my all-time favorite vehicles.


Don't have the car any more unfortunately, but I still have the plates. Fuck sendin' 'em back - where's the prepaid envelope sucka?
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I'm gonna leave ya today with this 
deep, profound and moving image:



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George W. Bush needs to shut the fuck up. He congratulated Biden on the win and his 'patriotic' victory speech as he tells Trump to concede because the election 'was fundamentally fair and its outcome is clear'


This from the guy who went all the way to the Supremes with his election. They're all fuckin' hypocrites. Jeezis...
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Yup. That's me in the middle.
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Televangelist Kenneth Copeland is fake- laughing at Joe Biden's win. The 83-year-old preacher was filmed during his Sunday service laughing for almost 40 seconds. The bizarre scene caused his followers to also burst out into hysterics.
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Yes - you're welcome.
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I'd give my left nut to be able to live on that street - and I don't give a fuck where it is. Juss' sayin'...
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Sick to your stomach these days?
Who isn't, right... 

 
Between the election nonsense, craziness in the streets and this COVID business, it might be a good idea to add a pro-biotic to your vitamin and supplement regimen. 

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5 comments:

  1. That freakin POS Arwa Mahdawi needs to be slapped around with a tire iron

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  2. " The governor said the entire state was being placed under a mask mandate until further notice and casual social gatherings were being limited to household-only for the next two weeks. "

    You know, I swear I've heard that shit somewhere before.

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  3. What's this about His Fraudulency (actually His Flatulency)? Did he win something over the weekend?

    Because AFAIK the Electoral College hasn't voted and there are quite a number of challenges. I guess when it's over, they can do up his basement like the Oval Office and tell him he won. I just wonder what Chlamydia will do.

    PS Your mom was a looker.

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