I don't get it - ya ask a guy something and he answers you with some bullshit that has nothing to do with the question...
And somehow everybody's okay with that.
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If the President is quarantined for two weeks,
will there still be another debate?
I wonder how they're gonna handle this.
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First really good idea I've heard
in a coupla weeks...
Why don't get we get drunk and screw.
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Stock futures, oil prices plunge after Trump tests positive for coronavirus
Stock market is kinda whacky.
It reacts disproportionately to the stupidest shit.
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A 102-year-old former Chicago teacher donned an unconventional outfit to cast her vote Thursday - a pink and white, full-service hazmat suit.
A picture on the Chicago Teacher’s Union Twitter account captured the moment Beatrice Lumpkin dropped her mail-in ballot into a USPS box. This is Bea Lumpkin casting her vote-by-mail ballot.
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Here's another great weekend-getaway bug-out bag.
Perfect size for carry-on on planes, also.
Find it for yourself here:
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Yeah - tell me again how the 200,000 deaths are Trump's fault. Go ahead - I'm waiting. There are fuckin' idiots and scumbags all around us.
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Today is this guy's birthday:
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This is so fuckin' stupid it makes my brain hurt.
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That's good to know, right?
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Okay - try one more time to make me understand how this guy is NOT the biggest jerkoff in the country...
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Do you keep a First Aid kit in your vehicle?
You should. And this one's perfect.
Find it here - click on this:
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Well good - maybe now she'll learn to just shut the fuck up. An art teacher at a Texas charter school is out of the classroom for refusing to stop wearing homemade Black Lives Matter masks, according to reports.
Lillian White said she got little feedback from colleagues when she first started wearing the masks at Great Hearts Western Hills in San Antonio when she returned in July for in-person training at the K-12 charter school. She wore another that read “Silence is Violence.”
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Honest to god - does anyone still follow
football who's under the age of 70?
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Jersey girls are tough.
I know - I'm married to the queen.
A new beauty salon with the saucy name “The Blow Job” has exploded onto the scene in New Jersey. The jaw-dropping business — which offers hair blowouts, extensions and kids’ cuts — opened its doors in Hoboken Thursday, offering neighboring stylists some stiff competition.
Despite its moniker being a mouthful, owner Giovanna Serrano said locals are into the titillating title.“Everybody loves the name so far - Everybody loves the concept.”
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President Trump could potentially be forced to relinquish executive control to Vice President Mike Pence or be replaced on the GOP ticket altogether, if he becomes incapacitated from COVID-19.The president confirmed on Friday that he and First Lady Melania tested positive for coronavirus. Trump is 74 years old, putting him at higher risk of serious complications from the highly infectious disease.
With the presidential election less than 32 days away, the positive result means the government may have to consider contingency plans in line with the Constitution should Trump become too ill to go through with the race. The 25th Amendment states that the vice president should replace the commander-in-chief in the event he or she is unable to continue his term.
If the VP is also unable to assume control, the powers are then delegated to the Speaker of the House, in this case, Nancy Pelosi.
However, the looming election further complicates the matter, as the Democratic and Republican national committees could also pick a replacement to run on their party's ticket if the president were to withdraw.
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The only way a Pirate Flag should die...
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Florida State University has canceled Spring Break for 2021 in a bid to keep the coronavirus infection rate down just days after more than 1,000 students were caught partying in off-campus housing.
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I had a dog that stupid once...
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I bet she's a real joy to be around.
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I love new geeky kinda stuff like this - so much so that my wife throws out the catalogs at the post office when she gets the mail from our box.
Buy one and throw it in the glovebox just for the fuck of it.
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Buy one and throw it in the glovebox just for the fuck of it.
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What the country needs now
is a little more of this...
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I'll leave ya with this:
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Seriously, Joe - could ya act more like a fuckin' whore?
Could ya be more fuckin' crazy - please?
Joe Biden interjected with 'inshallah' when Donald Trump said he would release tax returns showing he paid 'millions' of dollars during the first presidential debate. The moment drew notice from publications around the globe - with some Arab speakers calling it historic. The longtime Jewish publication the Forward wrote that Jews have reason to be excited as well, noting some Jewish dialects also use the phrase.
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These are simply great tool bags.
For $ 21.00 bucks, ya can't go wrong.
Get a couple for yourself:
Get a couple for yourself:
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Yeah - that's what she said...
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A different kinda scatter gun?
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I had a hedgehog that stupid once.
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Interesting perspective, isn't it? -
An aerial view of a camel.
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for your wife or girlfriend?
Even better - let them get something nice for themselves...
My wife's jewelry is now available on Etsy. It's really nice stuff and the prices include free shipping to almost anywhere!
See some for yourself here:
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It figures the French would invent the silliest and most useless gun ever
ReplyDeleteYoko Ono= Luckiest skank to ever walk the planet. WTF was John Lennon thinking when he hooked up with that scafuzza?
It was the tits Tony. They gotta be down to her knees by now...
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