Wednesday, September 9, 2020

What strangeness awaits us today? Well, here's a doozie...

I thought this guy was hated all over the world? I musta been thinkin' of somebody else... 


President Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for helping broker a peace deal between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, according to a report. Christian Tybring-Gjedde, a member of the Norwegian Parliament and chairman to the NATO Parliamentary Assembly, submitted the nomination, Fox News reported.

“For his merit, I think he has done more trying to create peace between nations than most other Peace Prize nominees.” In his letter to the Nobel Committee, Tybring-Gjedde wrote that the Trump administration has played a key role in the establishment of relations between the two nations.

“As it is expected other Middle Eastern countries will follow in the footsteps of the UAE, this agreement could be a game-changer that will turn the Middle East into a region of cooperation and prosperity,” he wrote.
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Scientists can’t explain puzzling lack of coronavirus outbreaks in Africa



 Scientists who are studying the pandemic have identified what they're calling a 'surprise of the pandemic'. Some expected the African continent to be affected most heavily by the virus, but that wasn’t the case. South Africa stands out when it comes to the number of total cases, with nearly 631,000 infections. But fewer than 15,000 people have died of COVID-19. These figures are puzzling scientists looking to understand how the virus behaves and how it can be beaten. The hypothesis that poverty should have a significant impact on the spread of the virus doesn’t stand when it comes to the entire African continent. Developing countries like Brazil and India showed that the virus couldn’t be contained once it reached densely populated, but poor, neighborhoods.
Experts expected the same thing to happen in Africa, but it didn’t. If anything, Africa is doing better than any other continent, both when it comes to cases and casualties. As BBC News explains, even if those numbers are significantly underreported, Africa still has it much better than other continents right now. “I thought we were heading towards a disaster, a complete meltdown,” Professor Shabir Madhi told BBC News. The UK’s top virologist echoed what others must have thought about the African coronavirus outbreak. But South Africa’s death rate is almost seven times lower than in the UK.
It's almost as if they're fuckin' disappointed. 
Can you believe anything anyone has to say about this bullshit?
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She still looks pretty damn good for her age, 
dontcha think?
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Words for the wise...


If you have a lot of money and a big house and fancy cars and a lot of toys, good for you. Whether or not you worked for it, won it, stole it or inherited it, I don't care.

I don't want any of your stuff. And I'm not going to demand that you give some of it to someone else just because they don't have what you do. Keep it for yourself. 

I am more than happy with that which I already have - and it ain't a lot. It's ENOUGH. Anything I want or truly need I'll work as hard as need be to get it or I will do without. It's that simple.

So stop telling me about income inequality. 

Stop talking about the 1%. 

Stop trying to divide us by wealth or race or sex or ethnicity or anything else. 

Stop forcing taxes on to people who can pay and squandering it on people who don't, can't or won't pay - or work for that matter. 

Stop telling me how to live my life. 

Stop telling me where I can and cannot go and with whom.

Stop telling me I have to respect you.

Stop telling me I owe things to people I never have and never will meet. 

Stop telling me I have to pay for the sins of someone else's great, great grandfather.

Stop telling me who to like and who to hate. 

Stop preaching to me. If you have a religion, or a favorite pet, or a sacred burning bush of some kind, good for you. I don't want one and don't need to hear about yours. 

 Don't like a country or a company or a political party? Good for you. Keep it to yourself. 

I don't care what you think.

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I didn't know there actually IS a 'Florida Man' coloring book. That's just fuckin' hilarious. This is it:


You can find it here:
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The question I keep asking is - Who wants to go to Jersey anyways? And I'm fuckin' from there...
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Keeping Up With The Kardashians is OVER after 14 years: Kim shocks fans by announcing family has made 'difficult decision' to end the reality show. 
I didn't know it was still on. What an absolute waste of fuckin' time and energy. I could immediately dislike someone just for them saying they've seen the show.
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It's gettin' a little jiggy out there. Did you know that September is historically the worst month for Atlantic Hurricanes? Yup - you can look it up.
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I did dream of Jeannie. 
Often, back in the day...
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The gospel according to the New York Times? 


Without the electoral college, big cities would forever run the country. That's why the founding fathers created it. 
You want New York and Chicago and LA running the country? 
Those fuckin' assholes can't even run their own cities.

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This has become a very popular item here these days, and these days are pretty fuckin' bizarre, so it makes sense. 

People have told me that not only are they buying them for themselves,  they're buying them for their kids, their girlfriends, their parents and their wives. I think that's a great idea. Better safe than sorry is the best way to be these days.. 



There are a couple different strengths available here - find the one that's right for you:
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Because they're idiots, that's why we let them live in our houses. Cats are a stoner's best friend.
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The gospel according to POLITICO:



Every 30 days for the last six months, Murphy has re-upped a public health emergency order that's allowed him to bypass the Legislature and normal rule making procedures. Businesses were directed to close. Evictions and foreclosures have been suspended. Should it come to it, the state could confiscate privately held medical supplies.


Covid-19 will remain a public health threat for the foreseeable future. And now, six months into the pandemic, few expect Murphy to give up his powers, even if they’d like him to.

“We shut the government down to get control on this. Clearly, the administration has a good handle on this now and we need to go back to how we were governing prior,” state Senate President Steve Sweeney, a Democrat and Murphy’s main rival in Trenton, said in an interview. “You don’t stay in a state of emergency forever.”
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Three questions:
1) - Who pays for shit like this?
2) - Who pays attention to shit like this?
3) - Who believes shit like this?
I swear they - the media - play us for fuckin' idiots. To begin with, the actual number of attendees this year was down considerably and was well under 200,00 people, so how the fuck could more people have been infected than actually were there, and how the fuck did every single one of them get infected? Musta been a helluva gang-bang.

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My grandmother smoked 3 packs of Chesterfield Kings a day. The smoking killed her. At the age of 92.
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Black American Jesse Owens wins an Olympic gold medal at Nazi Germany. 1936. If you don't know how much this pissed off Hitler, you don't know your history. Juss' sayin'...
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Who's a happy little Marine? 
He's a happy little Marine, that's who...
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Save $ 50 bucks on this today:


At $ 149.00 for the 20 volt set, this is one helluva deal. 

See it for yourself here:
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AstraZeneca Plc said it has paused global trials, including large late-stage trials, of its experimental coronavirus vaccine due to an unexplained illness in a study participant.
Oops...
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As we slip ever more rapidly from the sublime to the truly ridiculous, there's this...

For the 96th Oscars in 2024, films vying for best picture must meet two out of four standards to be deemed eligible. One of the standards, for example, requires a film submitted for best picture to have at least one of the lead actors or significant supporting actors be from underrepresented racial or ethnic groups; OR have at least 30% of all actors in secondary and minor roles from underrepresented groups (including women); OR have a main storyline, theme or narrative centered on an underrepresented group.


That's okay with me. I stopped giving a fuck about this nonsense about 50 years ago. 
Who - aside from the women in the stupid dresses, actually gives a shit about this?
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What does the Democrat Party hope to gain by promoting the destabilization of the way we vote? They're actually promoting opportunities for rigging elections and everyone knows it, so WTF?

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A British soldier rides a motorbike with a basket of pigeons on his back, on his way to delivering them to the frontline on the Western Front in 1916.
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Sometimes ya see a picture like this one and ya think 'What the fuck was the photographer thinking when he set this shoot up?" and then you realize it doesn't matter if it jump-starts your curiosity and gets your attention.
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Right click on the banner and it'll open in a new tab

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Gotta be late '40's, right?
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Restaurants and bars have been open here in Florida for three months now with no real additional increased number of exposures that's atypical.
 These lib Governors have an agenda and it's very, very destructive.

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Elon Musk's $16.3 billion drop in net worth yesterday is the largest single-day wipe-out in the history of Bloomberg's Billionaire index, and comes amid a route in American technology stocks. 
Don'tcha feel sorry for the guy?
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I'll leave ya with this:


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Hey Southside - this guinea enough for ya?
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This may be the ultimate 
'bathroom book'


Get it for yourself here:
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10 comments:

  1. Yep, the electoral college is the only thing that keeps us from ruination. As far as the fine looking goombah gent, ya nailed him. I got an old customer of mine who I should've photo'd who wore a Kangol style cap backwards that was colored in the Italian flag and the ever present Double Corona sized Macanudo. The guy could've passed for Pissed Off Vic

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    1. Dude - you do know that's me, right?

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    2. I wasn’t sure,thought maybe a brother. Doesn’t look like your other photo. Handsome gent I on the other hand look like Vincent Gardenia

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  2. Sturgis tested afterward, 88 new positive tests. since we know 90% false positive, that's like 8 cases, none were symptomatic. so 12.2 billion will be spent where? ….shocked trump got nominated, though he already deserved one for killing isis and there was another peace deal a while back that was bigger than this one but my memory fails me.

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  3. Africa has low Covid numbers because almost everyone takes a form of Hydroxychlorquine for Malaria

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    1. Yup - but still a mystery to the media. Go figure, huh?

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  4. Zippy got one for just showing up, so it's not that big a deal. I'd love to see Trump get one just to drive the Lefties up the wall, but I'm not ordering any champagne.

    PS You know who should have gotten one of those? The US Army, for winning WWII.

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    1. Can't agree more. I'd love to watch their brains explode...

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  5. Mr.Jackson,please accept my most humble apologies for never giving you a shout out on the fantastic ladies that you allow us to view and the colorized photos you re-do. great job all the way around

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