Monday, September 21, 2020

I just heard somebody did something and somehow it's NOT Trump's fault. Holy shit!

Listen to me - the guy's a buffoon, but he's my buffoon, and don't you forget that. 

If ya fuck with him yer gonna havta to fuck with me too, and believe me, you don't wanna do that... 

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Biden says 200 million people have died from COVID-19 as campaign gaffes continue


'It's estimated that 200 million people have died -- probably by the time I finish this talk,' Biden said. If he did say it, it must be true.
  
"If Donald Trump has his way, the complications from COVID-19, which are well beyond what they should be -- it's estimated that 200 million people have died -- probably by the time I finish this talk," he said during a campaign speech. 

  The U.S. population is estimated to be slightly 328 million people, meaning nearly two-thirds of the nation would have perished from the disease by now if Biden's verbal screw-up was true.
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And yet, amazingly, as many as 60+ million people might - and most likely will - vote for Biden. 


Doesn't that scare you just a little that there are so many people out there willing to vote for this bumbling, mumbling jackass?

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KNOW WHO THIS IS?


That's Christa McAuliffe watching the Space Shuttle Challenger blast off from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on October 30, 1985. A few months later, she would perish on the very same shuttle in the Challenger disaster of 1986.

The flight data recorder from Challenger was recently recovered from the bottom of the ocean off the coast of Florida near Jensen Beach. When analyzed, they found that the last words heard on tape were her saying "What's this button for?"

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Why buy knock-offs when you can get 
the originals for almost the same price, right?


This is a great set. Mine is under my driver's seat in the truck. 
Find one like it for yourself here:
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This guy Snider absofuckinlutely pegs all the way 
to the right on my personal 'fuckin' jerkoff 'meter.

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They're burnin' thru money at a helluva pace.



So Trump's campaign is a little short? I think he could float 'em a little loan if he needed too. I've heard the guy is fairly wealthy.


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Here's an interesting twist - these are Muslim members of the Waffen-SS 13th division (Muslim Nazis? Holy CRAP) at prayer during their training in Germany, 1943

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This is the 'Gapstow Bridge' in Central Park. 
Another one of my favorite places to get lost in...

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What a despicable, hateful cunt 
this piecashit broad is.


Of course that's just my opinion.

During an interview on ABC News’ “This Week,” Pelosi, D-Calif., was asked whether she and House Democrats would move to impeach President Trump in an effort to stop his U.S. Supreme Court pick from being confirmed to the bench -- following the death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
 
“We have our options. We have arrows in our quiver that I’m not about to discuss right now, but the fact is we have a big challenge in our country,” Pelosi said. “This president has threatened to not even accept the results of the election.”

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Gary Kirby, the owner of Westside Sports Bar and Lounge in West Melbourne, told Fox News that he’s been getting death threats for prohibiting masks at his establishment but claimed that the people in his town have “for the most part been in 100% support” of his decision.
 
“I personally don’t agree with it. So that’s why I made the decision to… I don’t want them here,” added Kirby.

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Talk about a waste of fuckin' oxygen...

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Briton Stephen Atkinson and Australian Trent Lee were employees of Norwegian People's Aid - whatever the fuck that is. The blast took place in a residential part of the capital Honiara on Sunday.


The Solomon Islands, a WW2 battleground in the South Pacific, are littered with thousands of unexploded bombs.

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I love new geeky kinda stuff like this - so much so that my wife throws out the catalogs at the post office when she gets the mail from our box.



Buy one and throw it in the glovebox just for the fuck of it.
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Even money this cocksucker Murphy slams the brakes on the State again. This guy is a power-mad dooshbag if ever there was one in Jersey. I feel bad for the friends I still have up there. I do.

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The show was on last night. 11 people watched it. The Emmy Awards aired as a live, virtual ceremony on Sunday, bringing Hollywood television stars together, distantly, through a giant would-be Zoom call with host Jimmy Kimmel.
 
The ceremony, which was forced to make major changes due to the coronavirus pandemic, aired on ABC without the typical celebrity audience or red carpet. Just a few live presenters, including Jennifer Aniston and an alpaca, appeared in the same space as Kimmel. Instead, nominees were streamed from inside their homes with friends and family members, or at small gatherings, seated a safe distance apart from their castmates.

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The night sky over Santorini. 
Pretty friggin' spectacular, wouldn'tja say?

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New York City was among three cities labeled “anarchist jurisdictions” by the Justice Department on Sunday and targeted to lose federal money for failing to control protesters and defunding cops. Portland, Ore., and Seattle, Wash., were the other two cities on the list, which was approved by US Attorney General William Barr.

“When state and local leaders impede their own law-enforcement officers and agencies from doing their jobs, it endangers innocent citizens who deserve to be protected, including those who are trying to peacefully assemble and protest,” Barr said in a statement set to be released Monday. 
“We cannot allow federal tax dollars to be wasted when the safety of the citizenry hangs in the balance,’’ the AG added.
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Okay - so seriously - have ya EVER seen or heard of a poll that meant anything or effected anything? Or was even accurate? I haven't, so why do they print stupid shit like this?
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Because we're idiots, that's why. Why else? 
Gimme a fuckin' break - you knew that...
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The best grating and slicing cheese in the entire world, 
no question about it. They actually have 'cheese banks' 
in Italy this stuff is so valuable.


You can find some for yourself right here at - what I believe - 
is a very reasonably price:

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Speaking of despicable scumbags...


Somewhere along the line these people kinda forgot that they're there as 'representatives', don'tcha think?
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Is Ricin something you can just go to Ace Hardware and buy off the shelf? Asking for a FRIEND...
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I'll leave ya with this:




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US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is warning Democrats they need to brace for the worst thing imaginable even if Joe Biden is elected — brunchless weekends!

“After we work to command victory in November, I need folks to realize that there’s no going back to brunch,” Ocasio-Cortez said in an Instagram video  referring to the need for Democratic  Party stalwarts not to get complacent over any potential White House win. “We have a whole new world to build. We cannot accept going back to the way things were, and that includes the Dem Party."

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Yeah - I've had those kinda days. We all have.
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People sure do have entirely too much free time in this "most fucked up of all countries", huh? Who the fuck would actually go to a 'vigil' for a dead judge they didn't even know? How fucked up in the head can ya really be and still function in society? 
 
Asking for a buncha friends...'
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It's amazing how so many incredibly sophisticated hi-tech gadgets are getting so inexpensive. 
Check this thing out - only $ 99 bucks - fer instance:

2 comments:

  1. Joe you oughta start a pool for what day the Attorney General from the US Virgin Islands meets an untimely death

    ReplyDelete

What's a car ad without any cars in it? A huge BudLight-like clusterfuck...

Try to imagine how many people had to be involved  in the development and creation of this 'ad'...    That sound you just heard was ...