Drinking on Saturday Night with girls that drink too much? Good for you!

11 Type of Drunken Girls we all know... 

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#1. The one who gets emotional


“Aaawwww, you are my best friend.” These girls just can over-react to any damn thing you do for them when they are drunk. That time they will express how special they are to you.
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#2. The one who can’t stop crying.


“He left me for that bitch” another sob fest.
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#3. The one who can’t stop laughing.


It’s like she just doesn’t have a stop button.
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These are great tool bags.


Get a couple for yourself:
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#4. The one who always pukes.


She will puke anywhere and everywhere.
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#5. The one who drunk dials


She will send “I miss you” text to her ex or call him and tell him that he is a bastard. If you are a friend please keep the phone away from her if you can.
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#6. The one who can’t stop dancing


Ah! The dancer. Amazing you will see the mix of Fireball shooters and Shakira’s ass and hips don’t lie.
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#7. The one who disappears


I have no idea where all they go but some just are nowhere to been. 
PS: check the washroom
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#8. The one who makes out


Yeah guys, girls get horny when drunk. Handle with care!
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#9. The one who never accepts


“No no no, I am fine. I am not drunk.” 
And she just can’t stand still.
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#10.The one who pretends she's high but she isn’t


We have a pretender to, she will do stuff to grab that attention. 
But trust me she knows what she is doing.
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#11.The one who starts talking 
and then never shuts the fuck up.


Oh god! She just can’t shut up. They are the most dangerous because she reveals all the secrets after she is drunk. Be careful - they're the worst by far.

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Great mouth, greater cans... Juss' sayin'
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Yeah - one of my own colorizations.
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If ya need me I'll be in the lanai...
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Halloween is coming - I may be all over this...

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