Sunday, July 19, 2020

If it really is Sunday, you know what that means

It's time to forget all your troubles, your trials and your tribulations and just have a laugh or two. Or three... 

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This is my pocket knife. Do you carry one? 
If ya don't ya should. Juss sayin'


The knife is available here for under 20 bucks.  
 See it for yourself here:
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Do you keep a First Aid kit 
in your vehicle? 

If you don't, don'tcha think ya should?



This is a pretty good one and it'll fit 
under your front seat if ya don't wanna 
keep it in the trunk. 

It's under 30 bucks and it's here:

Comes complete with a FREE Bonus 32-Piece Mini First Aid Kit
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If you're over 30, you should 
be taking a multi-vitamin.

And if you're an old fuck like I am you DEFINITELY 
should have one as part of your everyday regimen.



Buy them here much cheaper than at CVS or Walgreens:
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I guess since this lockdown shit started, people are now hoarding coins? 

What the fuck is THAT all about?

Anyway, I have used 'exact' change in probably 30 years. It makes me crazy when you're behind that fat little old idiot lady at the cash register and when everything's all said and done only then does she get out that ridiculous little fuckin' 70 year old change purse thing and starts counting out 98 fuckin' cents in pennies and nickels. 

It amazes me that my brain hasn't exploded 50 friggin' times all ready.

So everyday when I get back to the house I always, by habit, immediately take of my hat, empty my pockets, put my phone on the charger, and head for the bedroom to dump my change in the change jar. Been doing this for ever and a fuckin' day, and ain't gonna change any time soon. I actually have a separate bank account just for the change and the five dollar bills (that's a story for another day)  that we use for vacations and fucking around money.

Barb bought this set for me a few years back. When it's time to roll 'em up and bring 'em in (and YES  - I roll them myself. FUCK taking them to a coin counter machine and paying 12% commission), I grab a beer and a smoke, turn on some tunes, sit down and sort 'em up. It's good therapy and I really kinda get a kick outta doin' it.

This simple little thing is fuckin' brilliant. In each successive tray the holes get smaller. Ya pour all of the different coins in to the top tray and shake it. The coins fall through to the shelf they belong in. Couldn't be easier.



It's relatively inexpensive and easy as shit to use. 
Get a set for yourself here:
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Want to find something nice for your wife or girlfriend (or both)? 


My wife's jewelry is now available on Etsy. 
It's really nice stuff and the prices include 
free shipping to almost anywhere! 

See some for yourself here:
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2 comments:

  1. I enjoyed Grand Funk a lot back in the good old days. But the one song I still listen to is "Do the Locomotion " Lots of good memotiese

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  2. I always thought that was a goof by them. I like the earlier stuff...

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