Sunday, June 14, 2020

Sunday morning rants and meandering

Because why not - 
WTF else we gotta do today... 


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A "Pride Month" (whatever the fuck that is) tweet from the official Nickelodeon Twitter account has the internet believing Spongebob Squarepants is not just a happy guy.

“Celebrating #Pride with the LGBTQ+ community and their allies this month and every month,” the kids network tweeted out Saturday afternoon, along with rainbow-embossed art of the beloved sea sponge, along with Korra from “The Legend of Korra,” who is bisexual, and the transgender actor Michael D. Cohen from “Henry Danger.”

Fans of the stupid-ass fuckin' cartoon shown, have long-suspected Spongebob to be gay. In one 2002 episode called “Rock-a-Bye Bivalve,” Spongebob and his best friend Patrick parent an abandoned scallop like a married couple.
 
And I think I have too much time on  my hands. 

Jeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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This is an aerial photo of John Travolta's house.


 He is a certified private pilot who owns five aircraft, so it’s only fitting that the actor’s Florida home has two runways that lead directly to his front door. Travolta’s property, located in the Jumbolair Aviation Estates in Ocala, Florida, is situated on Greystone Airport, about 15 miles from my house. 

JT was reportedly the first resident of the 550-acre community that caters to people who want fly-in, fly-out access. The aviation community allows homeowners to land their planes, including Travolta’s Boeing 707 airliner, and taxi up to their homes.
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And we bitch about the world we live in now...


Imagine living in England in the early 40's with death raining down daily from above from Nazi bombers. This was found behind a painting in the basement of a house in Bristol. The guy must have been a distant relative on my father's side...
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No matter what ya do or what ya say, if you're in the limelight, somebody is gonna bitch about it, and the fucking scumbag media will report it as news.
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About 17000 tons of parmesan cheese are stacked high in the vaults of Credito Emiliano, an Italian bank that accepts the cheese as warranty for loans. Those crazy cheese loving Italians...
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At what point do we start not believing 
a single fucking thing anyone says anymore?
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I like this a whole lot...

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An interesting slant on things there, huh?
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The ten-member SWAT team of Hallandale Beach police department resigned Friday after Police Chief Sonia Quinones  and Vice Mayor Sabrina Javellana took a knee with protesters. 

The 'protesters' had called for the reopening of the case of Howard Bowe, who was fatally shot by the SWAT unit in a dawn raid in 2014. The letter also cited safety concerns over a lack of equipment and claimed that the 'disdain' of local officials meant the safety of police dogs was taken more seriously than the unit's safety. 

The eight officers and two sergeants resigned from the team but not from the Hallandale Beach Police Department.
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We all know that these are crazy times all over the country. 

Better safe than sorry never made better sense.
This is a great little security item for 
your wife's car or your truck 


There are a couple different sizes and strengths available 
but you can find this one here:
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They can't talk about yesterday's game 'cause there wasn't any fuckin' game and they gotta have something to talk about, so they give us this dribble:

The details of Rob Manfred’s letter to the Yankees regarding the findings of a 2017 investigation into the club’s alleged sign-stealing program may not be much of a secret after all. While a judge ruled Friday that the letter should be unsealed, multiple industry sources confirmed it concerns the sign-stealing the Yankees did via a replay monitor — which former Yankee Mark Teixeira described to The Post’s Joel Sherman in February.

Teixeira said the Yankees used modern technology for “old-school” benefits. The former first baseman, who played in pinstripes from 2009-2016, said a few Yankees players and coaches used replay monitors to decipher a sequence or indicator and would share it with teammates, though not in real time. When a runner would get to second base, he was told to check if the catcher was keeping the same signs, and if he was, the runner could then alert the hitter.

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How is burning down somebody's business in any way righteous indignation or retribution for something? 

People are just SO fucked up lately it seems.
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Haven't checked my PowerBall tickets yet so I still got a chance of scoring this bad boy.
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The single best - and easiest - knife sharpener 
you'll ever use. Period.



You can get it in a 2-pack for more savings 
and give one to a friend. 

Click on this link:
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And some might wonder why 
NASCAR is as popular as it is.
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Brooklyn will get a giant Black Lives Matter "mural" similar to the one painted in yellow in downtown Washington, DC.

'Artists', elected officials and other jerkoffs with absolutely nothing else worthwhile to do with their time joined in painting the words along Fulton Street in Bedford-Stuyvesant Saturday.

State Attorney General Letitia James tweeted a photo of herself with a paint roller in hand saying “Proud to help Brooklyn say it loud: #BlackLivesMatter.”

James was standing next to the Rev. Al Sharpton who also tweeted that he was helping the effort. He posted a photo of himself with Spike Lee saying he was on Fulton Street for the renaming of the block as “BlackLivesMatter Way.”

Is there a bigger, more worthless piece of shit anywhere 
in the world then Al Sharpton? Asking for a friend...
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Okay, YOU explain it, 'cause I can't.
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The CDC has new guidelines for reducing Covid-19 risk post-lockdowns

The CDC released two new guidance documents Friday. One is for individuals thinking about leaving the house to engage in activities like going to restaurants, nail salons, gyms, the bank, traveling, and hosting small gatherings like cookouts. The other lists considerations for event planners 


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If this doesn't tell you how stupid the media 
thinks you are, I'm giving up all hope for you.


'Learn how to tip'? Really? Seriously?
How fucking stupid - I'm not kidding - 
how fuckin' stupid do they think you are?
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I can almost remember what this sounded like...
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US Air Force pilot is the first woman to ever fly the new stealth $90M F-35A fighter jet into combat. 
Awesome - good for her! 


Captain Emily 'Banzai' Thompson piloted the stealth aircraft after deploying from the 388th Fighter Wing at Hill Air Force Base in Utah, according to the US military. 
The Air Force did not specify where the mission took place or when it was flown, though photographs released by the military show Thompson at the Dhafra Air Base in the United Arab Emirates. F-35A Lightning II is a single-seat, single-engine fighter aircraft made by Lockheed Martin Corp. 
The Lightning II's biggest selling point is its ability to evade enemy radar.
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These are really comfortable pants. No kidding.  

They're seriously comfortable. 
Even here in Florida in the summer.


At 25 bucks each, a good deal, too. See for yourself:
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Here we see an Italian soldier saying a 
tearful farewell to his Austrian lover as he 
takes a train to the front in 1943.
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Have a great Sunday morning. 
I'll be back later with your Sunday funnies...
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2 comments:

  1. There's a video showing aa WHITE woman trying to sett that Atlanta Wendys on fire. Do a search

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