I cannot imagine how much it must suck to be in New York or New Jersey these days...
This guy is a complete jerkoff - another one of the power-crazed millionaires who can buy their way into positions of power.
The people that elect guys like him deserve everything they get, but sadly they always drown the rest of the babies when they're getting their own bath. Cuomo in NY who basically got in because of his father's legacy, Murphy in Jersey who's an idiot multi-millionaire, Jay Pritzker in Illinois is a friggin' billionaire who inherited his money. All jerkoffs who couldn't run a shine box if ya showed which corner to set up on.
They all have egos to rival Obama's and are one the verge of destroying their states. It's tragic, really.
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If you've never been to a Goodwill store, you have no idea what you're missing. When I see shit like this I always think about the poor Mexican bastard who had to go home that night from the factory knowing what he had made that day.
No wonder they drink as much as they do.
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So lemme get this straight. If ya don't test people you have no way of knowing how many of them are sick, right?
So they do all this testing, and some how they're surprised to find out how many people have the disease. WTF did they think the data would show them?
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San Francisco faces backlash as it delivers alcohol, tobacco and medical marijuana to 43 homeless addicts who have tested positive for coronavirus and are recovering in city-leased hotels so they do not leave to hunt for a fix and spread the virus
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I really wish they wouldn't do shit like this:
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I bought two - one for me and one for
a buddy of mine I went through Basic with.
a buddy of mine I went through Basic with.
Get one for yourself here:
(And I don't give a shit where it was made.)...
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I guess nobody here in the States
coulda done this, huh, Gavin?
Advisors to California Gov. Gavin Newsom agreed to pay Chinese electric car manufacturer BYD $3.30 for each mask the company made under a coronavirus response contract totaling almost $1 billion that has been kept under seal for the past month.
Just so ya know, that's only about 8 times the normal selling price for the masks
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If there is an opportunity to make yourself look like a bigger jerkoff than you already are, I say go for it, brutha...
Samaritan's Purse, other workers who came to NY for coronavirus fight must pay state income tax, Cuomo says
Health care heroes who came from around the country to help fight the coronavirus outbreak in New York will still have to pay state income taxes, according to Gov. Andrew Cuomo.
The taxes would also affect Samaritan’s Purse, a Christian aid organization that set up a temporary hospital in Central Park.
“We're not in a position to provide any subsidies right now because we have a $13 billion deficit,” Cuomo said during his daily press briefing Tuesday. “So there's a lot of good things I'd like to do, and if we get federal funding, we can do, but it would be irresponsible for me to sit here looking at a $13 billion deficit and say I'm gonna spend more money, when I can't even pay the essential services.”
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What a friggin' cool idea this is...
European Cities Launch Drive-In
Concert Series With Great Success
Concert Series With Great Success
Concerts, live events, and any other type of mass gathering are on complete hiatus for the foreseeable future due to COVID-19 here in North America. Over in Scandinavia, however, where some national governments are handling the global pandemic slightly different than others, the coastal city of Aarhus in Denmark has found a loophole in ban on live entertainment: They’ve successfully launched a new concert series where fans drive up to the venue and remain safely isolated in their automobiles similar to the experience of a drive-in movie.
According to a new report shared by Forbes earlier this week, up to 500 music fans in Aarhus were able to drive their way to a makeshift venue/stage which was quickly built since the start of the pandemic to enjoy the first of many planned concerts with the new viewing format. Fans arrived at the venue in their cars (where they remained) and tuned their radios to the specific FM frequency on which the live audio being performed on the stage in front of them is broadcast.
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BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING.
Managers turn to surveillance software, always-on webcams to ensure employees are (really) working from home
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"I'd find her out in the parking lot after the game and beat the fuckin' shit outta her."
That's what my wife said when she saw this. And you wonder why I married the lady? Really?
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Polar vortex to bring blast of cold air and May snow
to eastern US amid heat wave in the West
to eastern US amid heat wave in the West
There's a chance they may get snow up in NYC.
That would be fuckin' hilarious.
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Do you snore when you sleep at night like I usta?
Wife bust yer balls like mine did?
Problem SOLVED.
Take one each night before ya go to bed.
The little suckers actually DO work
GET SOME FOR YOURSELF HERE:
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Here's what it looks like numerically.
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Man - I needs me some Aaron Fuckin' Judge action.
Will there even be a halfa season this year? Fuck.
Will there even be a halfa season this year? Fuck.
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Got a new bumper sticker for the truck today.
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I knew this piece of shit looked familiar.
Glad to see I'm not the only one thinks like this.
Glad to see I'm not the only one thinks like this.
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SHAVING LOGICALLY
My older, much bigger brother Bob usta bust my balls all the time because I never use shaving cream when I shave. When I shave I just lather up a little liquid soap and that's that. Nothing fancy, and it's worked for me for, oh - I don't know - like 50+ fuckin' years, so...
This is the soap I've been using now for about the last 15 years or so. Each bottle lasts about 8 months or thereabouts (it's not like I actually track it). Smells okay - not foofy - and it lathers really good.
What the fuck more do ya want, right?
What the fuck more do ya want, right?
Anyway, this is a really good deal.
Ya get three jugs of it, so that'll last ya about 2 years if you use it the way I do. Just don't let yer wife steal one and put it in the guest bathroom like mine did.
Buy 'em here:
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How hard could it be to just do this one thing? Jeez - the world is run by a buncha fuckin' pussies I swear.
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From the 'Thank fuckin' god I live here'
department at TheViewFrom...
Floridians flock to newly-opened restaurants and crowd on to patios to eat in the sun as the state loosens coronavirus restrictions - but most have already ditched their masks
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Just so ya know - I never once wore a mask.
I just stayed away from people. Duh.
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Texas Attorney General tells 'out of touch' judge he 'abused his authority' by jailing salon owner who opened her business despite stay-at-home orders 'so she could feed her kids'
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My mother had both of these and used 'em both a lot when we were growing up.
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I really wish there was better video of this available.
It's the time Randy Johnson killed a bird with a fastball.
It's the time Randy Johnson killed a bird with a fastball.
Motherfucker was just frightening to have to have faced.
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And I'll leave you with:
Because I can.
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Black Cherry Concentrate does one thing - and one thing only.
It breaks down Uric Acid in your system. It does nothing else. It doesn't interfere with anything, it has no side effects or contra-indications with other drugs or supplements that I know of. It does just one thing. It knocks down the severity and frequency of gout flareups. I haven't had one in probably five or so years taking just two of these a day. It's a fucking god-send. Believe me.
Get some here and try it for yourself. You can thank me later.
Click on this for even more info:
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