Friday, April 24, 2020

Never thought you'd make it this far

It's funny how nowadays it really doesn't matter what day of the week it is anymore... 


Good morning from White Bay, Jost Van Dyke in the BVI's.
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Face Masks Are Now Required 
By Law in NJ Supermarkets


NJ Governor Murphy issued an executive order limiting the number of people who can be in the supermarket and requiring everyone to have their face covered


Some people agree with me that this guy Murphy is a power-crazed pseudo demi-god who'll be voted 'most likely to be shot in the ass by one of his constituents'.

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Meanwhile, here in Florida...

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Trump asked if disinfectants could be injected to kill coronavirus inside the body. Doctors answered: ‘People will die.’
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Protesters gather in front of Michigan governor's house to call on her to reopen the state 


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You're welcome - anytime.
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The single best knife sharpener 
you'll ever use. Period.



You can get it in a 2-pack for more savings 
and give one to a friend. 

Click on this link:
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Looks like it was put together by a 5th-grader, don't it?
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What happened to reporting and journalism?

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Meanwhile, on the FRONT PAGE of The Newark (NJ) Star Ledger's website, there's this little plea. At the top of the page - the very first thing ya see:



How about a nice big GO FUCK YOURSELF you lying liberal scumbag agenda-driven worthless rag pieces of shit.  

You haven't given a single flying fuck about reporting anything properly or without your liberal bullshit prejudices in 40 years, so fuck you and yer horse.  

Die a painful death. You deserve it.
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Yankees’ Aaron Boone opens up about
 Red Sox cheating scandal


Aaron Boone saw his first season as Yankees manager end in a loss in the ALDS to the eventual World Series champion Red Sox — a team that was investigated for sign-stealing allegations and found guilty. After MLB released its underwhelming punishment that resulted in only the loss of a second-round pick in this year’s amateur draft and the suspension of Boston’s then video-replay operator, Boone said he didn’t know what to think.

Asked on Thursday if the punishment fit the crime when it came to their rivals, Boone said: “I don’t know. Who knows exactly what went down? I do trust that Major League Baseball thoroughly investigated and got to the bottom of things as best they can. I feel like if that’s what they come up with, so be it. It’s time to move on.’’
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President Donald Trump’s administration on Thursday put conditions on state aid that could force New Jersey to give back some of the $1.8 billion it received from the federal government to help cope with the coronavirus pandemic.
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Poor ole' Joe. He just can't catch a break.

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Know why this is ridiculous on his part? Yeah, he doesn't either. 

If Trump had his way, he'd have the fuckin' election yesterday.

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And then there's this scumbag:


Canada’s worst mass shooting erupted from an argument between the gunman and his girlfriend, who survived the attack, a police official said. The official confirmed to The Associated Press late Thursday that the weekend shooting rampage in Nova Scotia stemmed from a domestic dispute involving the couple.  

'I'm so mad at my girlfriend I'm gonna try and kill as many people as possible'. How the holy fuck does that A-to-B transit even happen in somebody's head? Jeez.
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Ya knew this was gonna happen, right?
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Now more then ever you should be taking a multi-vitamin.
Centrum is a perfect example.



Buy them here much cheaper 
than at Walgreens or CVS. 

CLICK ON THE LINK:
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I grew up in much different times. This is an ad that would have run in Boy's Life Magazine when I was a kid, and nobody woulda thought anything of it. 

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A DeLorean-only car lot in Belfast, No. Ireland, where they were made originally.
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My new 'Prom Hat' as my wife so cutely and annoyingly refers to them.


You can get one for yourself  (or one like it) here:

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These things really do look like some kinda dinosaur, right?


They're a pretty common sight around here.
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I don't watch that much TV and I really don't follow her career or listen to her music...


But what exactly the fuck would that award be for?
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Yeah, couldn't run that ad these days.
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Rolling Stones' first new song in eight years, 'Living in a Ghost Town,' has quarantine theme

I have no idea how these people can possibly stay relevant.

The Rolling Stones are back with their first new song in eight years. Thursday, the rock legends surprise-released the bluesy "Living in a Ghost Town," which has eerily timely echoes of our current lives under self-isolation or quarantine. 


"Life was so beautiful, then we all got locked down," Jagger sings. "Feel a like ghost living in a ghost town. ... So much time to lose just staring at my phone." 


"Ghost Town" marks the band's first original song since 2012.
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Kinda the way me and my big brother Bob usta get along.
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How can ya ever verify that kinda 
stupid fuckin' assertion? Jeez.
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Still need to find some masks? 
They're available again on Amazon and the shipping may be free but you have to act fast for these.


They're in stock, they're here in the US, and they're read to ship. I don't know how long they'll last because these things tend to sell out very quickly.

Get them by clicking on this:

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