Don't believe a word my wife says.
I really am a romantic. Sorta.
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Couldja try a little harder to sound
really fuckin' stupid, Mitch?
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Michigan Douchebag Dem Guv Whitmer backtracks
after COVID-19 contract awarded to Dem consultant who said Trump should 'get coronavirus ASAP'
after COVID-19 contract awarded to Dem consultant who said Trump should 'get coronavirus ASAP'
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Former Mrs. Florida gets prison time for Social Security fraud. She was stealing her mother's checks. Nice girl.
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So much for having a living will.
Living & dying in New York.
Living & dying in New York.
New York state just issued a drastic new guideline urging emergency-services workers not to bother trying to revive anyone without a pulse when they get to a scene.
While paramedics were previously told to spend up to 20 minutes trying to revive people found in cardiac arrest, the change is “necessary during the COVID-19 response to protect the health and safety of EMS providers by limiting their exposure, conserve resources, and ensure optimal use of equipment to save the greatest number of lives.’’
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Derek Jeter Hall of Fame induction
decision coming soon
What they're debating is whether or not to have the HOF induction ceremony with no audience. It's ridiculous. Give the man his props. It was an absolute pleasure to watch this guy play. Give him all of the credit and celebrations his career deserves.
A final decision will be reached soon, perhaps as early as May 1. The Hall has to decide whether to go on with the induction the weekend of July 26, push it back later into the summer/fall or not have an induction at all in 2020 and move the entire ceremony to 2021 because of the coronavirus pandemic.
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These are really comfortable pants.
No kidding.
They're seriously comfortable to wear.
No kidding.
They're seriously comfortable to wear.
Even here in Florida.
At 25 bucks each, a good deal, too. See for yourself:
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Can ya hear the photographer?
"Okay, now make your 'lost puppy' face."
Jeezzzzzzzz.
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Speaking about Halls of Fame, am I the only person who thinks the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame is a fucking joke?
They should actually call the place 'The Hawl of Shame'.
This is Grand Funk Railroad, one of the hardest rockin' fuckin' bands to come down the pike.
They're NOT in the RRHoF but ABBA is? What exactly the fuck is that all about. Jeez...
Footstompin' Music (live 1971)
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Nancy Pelosi's office staff posed for their annual photo op yesterday
afternoon in spite of social-distancing requirements...
afternoon in spite of social-distancing requirements...
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The government has called on retired nuns to help enforce social distancing.
No kidding. I went through eight years with these penguins. They'd beat the shit outta ya for absolutely fuckin' nuthin.
No kidding. I went through eight years with these penguins. They'd beat the shit outta ya for absolutely fuckin' nuthin.
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People are accidentally poisoning themselves with bleach as they try to disinfect their homes to prevent the coronavirus, CDC says
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I had no idea it took so long. Did you?
Sea glass takes 20 to 40 years, and sometimes as much as 100 years, to acquire its characteristic texture and shape.
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And this item from the 'Ya can't make this shit up' Department:
A woman survived a close-range gunshot thanks to her silicone breast implants, doctors have discovered.
Researchers detailed how a silicone breast implant deflected the bullet from nipping the 30-year-old woman’s vital organs in a new study published in the SAGE medical journal. “The implant caused the change in the trajectory of the bullet,” surgeon Giancarlo McEvenue, a co-author of the study said.
“The bullet wound entry was on the left breast, but the rib fracture was on the right side. The bullet entered the skin on the left side first, and then ricocheted across her sternum into the right breast and broke her rib on the right side,” he explained. The shooting took place in 2018 in Toronto. It was one of a handful of documented instances in medical journals where breast implants have saved a person’s life — and the first instance where a silicone implant had actually changed the trajectory of a bullet, according to the authors.
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Did you get your 'free money' from
the government yet? I haven't.
the government yet? I haven't.
All told, a majority of the 140 million households in the U.S. will be receiving a coronavirus stimulus check. But the big question is, exactly when will it arrive?
According to the Washington Post, the IRS's plan is to send its first batch of payments to those folks who have their direct deposit information on file. That's about 80 million Americans. After that, it'll begin issuing paper checks, of which it can print and send out in the neighborhood of 5 million per week.
However, the IRS isn't going to simply draw names or Social Security numbers out of a hat to determine when you'll be paid your stimulus check. Rather, it's going to be issuing paper checks on a weekly basis based on AGI and in $10,000 increments. If you know your AGI from 2019 (if you've already filed your federal return) or 2018 (if you've yet to file), this will tell you precisely when you can expect to receive your stimulus check.
In case you forgot, it's YOUR MONEY they're 'giving you'.
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It amazes me what some people will do
to draw attention to themselves.
to draw attention to themselves.
And I like Bruce Willis. He's a Jersey guy like I am. In fact, he grew up in a town just five miles from where I did.
But anyways, The Die Hard star has been holed up at Demi Moore’s house in Idaho, where they’ve been since at least April 7, when Demi provided a photo of them all wearing matching pajamas.
But anyways, The Die Hard star has been holed up at Demi Moore’s house in Idaho, where they’ve been since at least April 7, when Demi provided a photo of them all wearing matching pajamas.
Demi is his ex-wife, remember?
WTF is with these people.
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Didja ever see that show 'Bewitched'?
The baby in the show was named Tabitha.
This is what little Tabitha Stephens looks like today.
God that makes me feel VERY old.
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Okay - quick. Name three things in sports that I
absolutely couldn't give a flyin' fuck about if I tried.
Quick - go ahead.
TADA. WELL PLAYED.
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NICE LITTLE RISQUE
RUSSIAN PRINT AD, HUH?
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Nice of him to say hello...
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The NY Yankees told their baseball operations staff Tuesday that it will continue to receive full salaries and benefits through May 31 despite the coronavirus shutdown.
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