What manner of clusterfucking behavior awaits us today?
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By the way, it was 47* this morning when I got up.
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Do NOT piss this woman off:
Woman Arrested For Squeezing Boyfriend’s Testicles Until They Bled During Argument
Kenny over at Knuckledraggin' likes to do 'Florida man' stories fairly often so I.ll try to balance it out for you with 'Florida woman' stories like this one:
A Florida woman became furious during an argument with her boyfriend and in a fit of rage grabbed his testicles, ultimately squeezing them until they were bleeding. 21-year-old Katie Lee Pritchard of Indian Harbour Beach was arrested on June 4th after police were called by her boyfriend to the home she and him share, presumably as he wept and clutched his destroyed, leaking testicles. After police arrived they also reported that the man’s face was bruised and bloodied.
According to the man, Pritchard attacked him in the middle of the night as he was sleeping. He awoke to her squeezing the actual life out of his scrotum. She also hit him with a brush, scratched him, and strangled him to the point that he couldn’t breathe. The man told police he never hit back but did try to block her blows, and ultimately was able to get her off of him long enough to call the police.
Pritchard claims her boyfriend became jealous about her wanting to go on a date with another guy and then the fight escalated from verbal to… testicular decimation?
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I can't comment on this buffoon.
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These Booze-Filled Christmas Ornaments Are Exactly What You Need To Make It Through The Holidays
These booze-filled Christmas ornaments could be just the thing to take off the edge. Made by Lakes Distillery in England, these glass Christmas baubles are filled with your choice of whiskey, gin or vodka and are sure to take your holiday party to the next level, they will also make excellent Christmas gifts. One costs just about $26, or you could purchase a pack for about $46.
I know if they had them when I was a kid my father would have been buying them by the case.
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It's a cool idea for a small room, but the only way it would work is if the adjacent room was empty, right?
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Q: How many times have you lied to us in the last 15 minutes?
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Take a good look at the face on this kid. It's PURE EVIL.
WTF were they thinking?
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You DO know it's free for 30 days, right?
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No Beatle Haircuts.
There was a barbershop in my neighborhood when I was a kid that had a similar sign in the window. One of the barbers in that shop?
Yup. Vinny Gambini himself. You can look it up.
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Don't leave your motor running in NJ.
Scumbags.
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The single coolest human being of all time. Another Jersey boy.
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And This is the only way to listen to Ole Blue Eyes - on Vinyl. Check it out for yourself:
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London. 1970
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Follow this blog and you'll have
a shot at $ 100.00!
When I get 100 followers here, I'm gonna draw one person at random and send him/her $ 100.00 cash money.
There's only one catch. I gotta be able to see who you are. I'm happy to have the number of followers going up the way it is but almost a third of you have chosen to be anonymous.
I won't be able to include you in the
$ 100.00 giveaway if I can't identify you.
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Ava Gardner. She defined 'hot'.
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I come for the memes and the bouncing boobies. As to the $100.00, I choose to remain anonymous. I really don't need $100.00 that badly. Besides, who in their right mind these days would use their Google account or real email address when commenting on one of these forums?
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Hmmmm. Me?
ReplyDeletere: 'Florida Woman': Holly Shit! Put her crazy ass on Bitch Island with other of her kind, no reprieve, no return to civilization! Geez!
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