Thursday, September 5, 2019

We're in trouble

Well maybe not us but our kid's kid's kids are completely fucked...
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THIS IS THE WORLD WE'RE CREATING FOR THEM:



Nah - she's not bat-shit fuckin' crazy. 
She's just a nationally recognized candidate for President of the United States. THAT'S ALL.
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Williamson’s campaign later explained that the tweet 
was not intended to be taken literally.
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This guy - who was thrown out of the World Series Of Poker for nudity and shoe-throwing - has now been arrested on terrorism charges.




Earlier this summer at the World Series of Poker Main Event in Las Vegas, this whack-job was kicked out of the tournament and forced to forfeit his $10,000 buy-in during the first level of play for some egregious antics. Those antics included going all-in blind on the first hand, pulling his pants down, showing his bare ass to the table, and taking off his shoe and throwing it at the dealer. The WSOP kicked him out of the tournament on July 5, though that was not the end of Pittsburgh man Ken Strauss’s story.
Weeks later, Strauss was indicted by Clark County authorities on one count of making terroristic threats, a Class B felony. PocketFives has the story, and they report Strauss was booked on July 27, the same day he posted a tweet threatening the Venetian and saying “all casinos that have me banned will be destroyed effective immediately.”
Nah - he's not bat-shit fuckin' crazy either. 
But he votes.
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And then ya got this dame:


Nothing to see here, folks.

This woman was busted trying to smuggle a newborn baby out of the Philippines by hiding the child in her carry-on luggage, officials said. Jennifer Erin Talbot, 43, attempted on Wednesday to board a Delta flight to Detroit with the child from Ninoy Aquino International Airport in Manila, NBC News reported.
During the security check, the 6-day-old baby was discovered inside her carry-on bag, the outlet reported. “[The] infant was hidden in the oversized belt bag and [she] did not declare nor present to the immigration inspector during departure formalities,” Bureau of Immigration officials told CNN Philippines. Talbot told officials she was the child’s aunt but had no documents to prove the relationship. The National Bureau of Investigation said they will likely file child trafficking charges against her, NBC News reported.
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THEY ALL VOTE. THINK ABOUT THAT.
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This makes me VERY  happy:

That's the best record in baseball by the way...
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Ya know how they always talk about 'Florida Man'?

I'm starting a new series. Meet 'NJ man'


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Julia Aylen wades through waist-deep water carrying her pet dog as she is rescued from her flooded home during Hurricane Dorian in Freeport, Bahamas, on Tuesday, Sept. 3. 

Dorian just beat the living piss out of the Bahamas.
Best of luck to the Carolinas in the next coupla days...

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Have to end on a good note this morning dontcha think?


Adrienne Barbeau. The first great love of my life.

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