Mine actually exploded last night watching the 'debate'...
Let this play while you're scrolling. I'm a real fan of Todd.
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They must have changed the definition of the word 'debate' because if not, I have no idea what you would call what happened last night.
It sure as fuck wasn't a debate by my old-school standards.
It was somewhere between a pissing contest and a 'fuck-you/no fuck you - my ideas are more radical than yours' contest.
Have I mentioned that I HATE politics?
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Former Vice President Joe Biden may be the early frontrunner in opinion polls, but U.S. Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts has just won two popularity contests.
According to ABC, bettors are now favoring Warren for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination. And she is the most popular of the 10 candidates gathering in Houston for Thursday’s debate, according to a new poll released hours before the debate began.
Imagine this angry, bitter piece of shit as your President.
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Then remember you have a game-show host billionaire now.
The wife is pretty smokin' hot though.
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This jerkoff, famous for nothing, is gonna come to your house and take you gun. Him. Personally.
The only thing this miscreant has ever done is lose an election. But now he promises to do even less. He declared during Thursday night’s presidential debate, “Hell yes, we are going to take your AR-15, AK-47.”
I'd pay to watch that happen.
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Have I mentioned that I HATE politics?
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But I do love her.
'It's called disclosure ya dickhead'
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This is Freddie. He lives in my lanai.
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Do the laws have physics cease to exist in your kitchen?
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Name the artist win a prize.
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Think about the first guy who figured out that this could work.
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Then think about the guy who figured out that this could work.
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Would you pose for me?
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Did he just cut the engine?
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Vegetables are sensual - people are sensuous...
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Forgive me if you're not a Yankee fan. I am. Always have been...
No matter what the rest of September and all of October bring for these Yankees, this already will go down as one of the nuttier seasons for a franchise not immune to nuttiness.
Thursday stands as a strong candidate for Top Five Crazy.
A getaway doubleheader in Motown resulted in three players getting away from the field, leaving this road trip early, to address new injuries.
Well, two of those injuries counted as new to the Yankees, the other new only to the public. Which means the Yankees had best be right on letting J.A. Happ pitch through his left biceps tendinitis.
Even as the Yankees swept the Tigers, 10-4 and 6-4, moving closer to both a playoff berth and their first American League East title since 2012, they followed form by losing talent. To catch you up:
Yankees keep on winning and keep getting injured:
1. Edwin Encarnacion left the seventh inning of Game 1 with what the Yankees called a strained left oblique. Aaron Boone nevertheless expressed hope the team wouldn’t lose him for an extended period (like, say, the duration of the schedule) even though an oblique sure can sideline someone for a while. Just ask Aaron Judge.
2. Following Game 1, the Yankees divulged that Happ, who started and lasted 4²/₃ innings, will join his fellow 36-year-old former Blue Jay Encarnacion in going to New York as the rest of the club proceeds to Toronto. Team physician Christopher Ahmad will examine the condition that has afflicted Happ for his last “several” starts, according to the southpaw, and that Happ convinced his bosses was manageable enough to avoid the injured list, or even just a skipped start. The plan all along, the Yankees emphasized, called for Happ to make this start and then head back home for a tune-up — possibly a cortisone shot, Happ acknowledged.
3. Gary Sanchez left Game 2 in the fourth inning with what the Yankees called left groin tightness. He got caught stealing second base in the third and caught the bottom of the inning before leaving to also head back to New York. “Hopefully it’s something that’s a minor thing,” Boone said.
4. For additional spice, Judge crashed into the right-field wall chasing down John Hicks’ fly ball, and Tommy Kahnle, who just returned from right wrist tendinitis, had to get some fingers checked after throwing a dugout tantrum. The manager labeled both OK.
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Fifth year in a row Mike Trout won't be in the playoffs.
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Does it count if I use Google image search to find that David Hockney is the artist?
ReplyDeleteI think the P-40's propeller is nearly synced with the camera shutter.
You shoulda known it was Hockney without asking. Shame on you...
ReplyDeleteI hate politics too but I have to keep up a bit. I did not watch the debate but saw the highlights/lowlights this morning. I also noticed not ONE US Flag; not on stage, background or a lapel of any of the POS debaters. The funniest part was the fake Mexican saying he was going to come take all the guns. Get the popcorn ready.
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