Life in Florida ain't ALL sunshine

One of the things that truly sucks about living in Florida is that the bread is terrible. It's all made for old farts and meth heads with no teeth.

THANK GOD FOR 
ALDI MARKETS.

They bring this in frozen from Chicago and thank god they do. It's the closest you're gonna get to any semblance of the real, thick-crust,chewy Italian bread I've known my entire life.

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Also, there isn't a good slice of pizza to be found anywhere around this entire friggin' state... 

In fact, it's almost impossible to find a place that will sell you just a slice - ya gotta buy the whole friggin' pie.

Thank god for PUBLIX Markets.

They actually sell a ready-made pizza dough 

and it's really, REALLY good.

Three bucks. Where ya gonna go, right?

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Made this last night:

Pulled pork, roasted peppers, onions and mushrooms. 

Did NOT suck if I say so myself.