Sunday, October 31, 2021

Another dream shattered...


Okay - we have a winner.

 Here ya go, guys...


Scott - ya got 24 hours to get in touch with me, and the $ 100.00 is yours. If ya don't, I'll pick somebody else and they'll have 24 hours to get in touch. If they fail to do it, I'll take that C-Note down to Sam's Club and buy myself a shitlooad of reall nice, thick Rib-eyes. Good luck!

Saturday, October 30, 2021

And let me tell ya...

 That friggin' cat can drink...





Got drunk with the cat this afternoon...



It's a dog eat dog world out there...


When you live in a place like The Villages...

 It's 5:00 o'clock whenever 
you want it to be...


Will the owner of the black & white plow horse please come to the power tool aisle...

Home Depot has horse and buggy parking for 
Mennonite customers in Kitchener, Waterloo/Ontario

Meanwhile, here in Florida...

 




Yeah, well I guess that's coming off of the grocery list...





Can you imagine how disgusting this musta been?


I bet that didn't stay on the shelves too long...



They say the president has no effect on oil prices

 Amazing how that works...



Never put the bear in charge of the honey pot. C'mon, man...

 You can tell none of these liberal jerkoffs 
in Congress ever had a real job - 
never had to work for a living...  

This is how they think they can act with 
YOUR money. It's really getting crazy.
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At some point ain't somebody somewhere gonna say 'this shit's gotta stop' 
and then actually do something about it? Juss' sayin'...
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This is how I respond when somebody 
starts givin' me shit about Florida...

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 So here's how we're gonna deal with 
the '300 followers' C-Note bounty. 
Tomorrow morning around 6:00am EST I'll announce the winner. 
That person will have 24 hours to get in touch with me. Does it, 
they get the cash. Fucks up and doesn't? I'll announce a 
second name on Monday morning. Ditto that person. There 
will be no third shot. I'll take the hundred and buy myself 
lobster tails at the ridiculous price of $35.00 a pound at Sams Club.
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Lincoln Project's bid to smear Virginia GOP gubernatorial challenger 
as a racist is foiled: Fake Youngkin supporters dressed as 
'Unite the Right' protestors pose at bus, setting off a 
firestorm of criticism - before they are revealed to be Dems
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I had a cat that stupid once...
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It's a proven scientific fact.
The woman hasn't been born yet who
 doesn't like gifts of nice jewelry.
As it happens, I know someone who makes that kinda stuff.
I call her 'Honey'. Sometimes...

Purple Eggplant Hand Beaded Bracelet With Silver Seed 
Bead Edging And Silver Heart Button Clasp
Click on the picture for information on this item my wife made.
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Can I get a coupla hundred of these 
and send 'em to Washington?
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Hundreds of New York City firefighters took sick leave on Friday instead of complying with Mayor Bill de Blasio's deadline for all city workers to be vaccinated or be placed on unpaid leave - causing some firehouses to shut their doors because of staff shortages.  

Good for them. Fuck him and fuck all this mandate bullshit.
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It's funny, but it needed to be corrected...
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Another one took me a minute.
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That's a ridiculously 'generous' pension system.
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It may be only Halloween, but it's never too 
early to start thinking about Christmas gifts, 
and with all the supply side problems, 
maybe now is the best time. 

Green Unakite Stone Hand Beaded Bracelet With 
Green Crystals And Copper Seed Bead Accents
Click on the picture for information on this item. 
The jewelry my wife makes would be a perfect gift.
Click on this link to see all she has to offer:
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Honest to god - who the fuck do these people think they are that 
they should be telling me shit like this? Mind your own fuckin' business 
and show me what you had for lunch or the 79th picture of your cat.
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These are for a special occasion. 
Or for no real reason at all...

Art Deco Inspired Hand Beaded Cobalt Blue
 and Gold Dangle Earrings
Click on the picture for information on this item. 
Click on this link to see all she has to offer:
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And the winner is,,,

 Scott - ya got 24 hours to get in touch with me...


Okay - here's our $ 100.00 winner...

 Okay Bubba - ya got 24 hours from
 now to  get in touch. Congratulations...

C'mon Scott - this is legit cash money...



Friday, October 29, 2021

Another one I shoulda posted.

 That's what happens when I drink while 
putting posts together. My bad...

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The woman hasn't been born yet who
 doesn't like gifts of nice jewelry.
As it happens, I know someone who makes that kinda stuff.
I call her 'Honey'. Sometimes...

Purple Eggplant Hand Beaded Bracelet With Silver Seed 
Bead Edging And Silver Heart Button Clasp
Click on the picture for information on this item.
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oops - musta missed this one...

 

Ya gotta appreciate the attitude...
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These are for a special occasion -
or no occasion at all...

Art Deco Inspired Hand Beaded Cobalt Blue
 and Gold Dangle Earrings
Click on the picture for information on this item. 
Click on this link to see all she has to offer:
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Very 60's - as advertised...

...      Someone must have a birthday  or anniversary coming up. Here's a great gift idea...   Click on the picture for more information...