Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Something to get your head around while you eat your Wheaties...

 
We like our leaders to be deep thinkers, don't we?

75,014,534 people in this country voted for this word-salad machine 
last month. Look around you at any given time of the day when you're not alone. Every other person around you is more than likely a fuckin' idiot.
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Yeah - how many kids'll be getting them this year?
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Going way back to the '80s when I had the Ad Agency (McGovern/Jackson), Kenilworth Systems was a substantial client of ours. They had developed the very first 'Player Card' reader systems for slot players. This was one of the trade publication ads we did for them for their 'Lott-o-Gold' magnetic card reader system. 
That's my secretary at the time Evie (great gal), me and my Grandmother Minny,
and yes, I did dress like that every day. Back then.
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Let this sink in. Seriously, that's leader of the free world stuff, ain't it? I had 
a pet rock back in the '70's that was more lucid than this broad, and yet...
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Asleep or awake, $ 97.00 per minute. To run, catch, throw and hit. Wow.
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He's got some balls saying that, doesn't he? I mean, considering how much he's been able to shmooze all the time he's been in office...
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Christmas is a week away, but,
You still have time to order...
 
     
Click on the picture for more photos of this unique bracelet.
It's only $ 35.00 and that price includes free shipping!
Usual delivery time is 2-3 days.
 
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I know you probably don't believe me or agree with me, but I honest to god don't find her attractive at all - at least not dressed like that. Harness those beasts and maybe we could talk, but sporting that cleavage, we'd never make eye contact. Juss' sayin'...
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7 comments:

  1. While "8 glasses a day" is totally made up - no scientificl basis at all - "drink when you're thirsty" is ALSO bad advice in general. Older adults in particular may not drink as much as they should, in part because they don't feel thirsty. Anyone in a hot, dry climate may underestimate water needs (ask your Marine...). "Eight a day" is approximately right, despite the fake science. It's pretty damn hard to overload on water; not impossible - but that risk is insignificant compared to the risk of inadequate intake.

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    1. I grew up in the desert, and what you say is true about it being too easy to dehydrate. I now live in a humid climate. I've been surprised how easy it is to dehydrate on a hot, humid day.

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    2. Drink enough so your pee is light yellow to flush out your kidneys, bladder etc and prevent uti.

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  2. I don't think very many people vote for the word salad as much as voted against Trump. Her campaign did a heck of a job given what they had to work with.

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  3. Why do you say 75,000,000 as if it is true? All we know is that Trump managed to get enough counted votes to win. His vote total, just like hers, is complete BS. His REAL TOTAL I likely WAY HIGHER and hers is likely WAY LOWER.

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  4. The important thing about birthdays is the fun times between them and looking forward to making the next one.

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  5. I never look at a woman's chest (if she's watching). Eye contact only pisses them off when they are flaunting their assets.

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Hold my beer - a NY Dem just said something that almost made sense...

It’s a real power play. Gov. Hochul wants AI and other computer data centers that devour huge amounts of energy to pay more for electricity ...