Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Something to get your head around while you eat your Wheaties...

 
We like our leaders to be deep thinkers, don't we?

75,014,534 people in this country voted for this word-salad machine 
last month. Look around you at any given time of the day when you're not alone. Every other person around you is more than likely a fuckin' idiot.
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Yeah - how many kids'll be getting them this year?
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Going way back to the '80s when I had the Ad Agency (McGovern/Jackson), Kenilworth Systems was a substantial client of ours. They had developed the very first 'Player Card' reader systems for slot players. This was one of the trade publication ads we did for them for their 'Lott-o-Gold' magnetic card reader system. 
That's my secretary at the time Evie (great gal), me and my Grandmother Minny,
and yes, I did dress like that every day. Back then.
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Let this sink in. Seriously, that's leader of the free world stuff, ain't it? I had 
a pet rock back in the '70's that was more lucid than this broad, and yet...
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Asleep or awake, $ 97.00 per minute. To run, catch, throw and hit. Wow.
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He's got some balls saying that, doesn't he? I mean, considering how much he's been able to shmooze all the time he's been in office...
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Christmas is a week away, but,
You still have time to order...
 
     
Click on the picture for more photos of this unique bracelet.
It's only $ 35.00 and that price includes free shipping!
Usual delivery time is 2-3 days.
 
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I know you probably don't believe me or agree with me, but I honest to god don't find her attractive at all - at least not dressed like that. Harness those beasts and maybe we could talk, but sporting that cleavage, we'd never make eye contact. Juss' sayin'...
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1 comment:

  1. While "8 glasses a day" is totally made up - no scientificl basis at all - "drink when you're thirsty" is ALSO bad advice in general. Older adults in particular may not drink as much as they should, in part because they don't feel thirsty. Anyone in a hot, dry climate may underestimate water needs (ask your Marine...). "Eight a day" is approximately right, despite the fake science. It's pretty damn hard to overload on water; not impossible - but that risk is insignificant compared to the risk of inadequate intake.

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Something to get your head around while you eat your Wheaties...

  We like our leaders to be deep thinkers, don't we? 75,014,534 people in this country voted for this word-salad machine  last month. Lo...