Aside from spanning years, the journey will take ticketholders to all seven continents - with an Antarctic sail-by and an eight day trip down the Amazon River.
If four years seems a bit too long, the company also offers one-, two-, and three-year packages - distinguished by names like 'Escape from Reality' and 'Everywhere but Home'.
The two-year option is bitingly billed as the 'Mid-Term Selection' package - a reference to how, by then, the citizens who will be casting ballots for their states' governor, seats in the House, and the Senate. Tickets start at around $40,000 a year, with price fluctuations based on occupancy and length of voyage.
If you have a cousin or friend who's crying in her beer, click on the headline above and give her the company information. Maybe a long-term bout of seasickness is exactly what she needs...
Or a little e-coli in the water supply...
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Get them all on the same ship. Kind of like putting all those Democrats in below sea-level New Orleans for the hurricane Katrina in 2005.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice, offering four year cruises to people that lost their jobs because of Joe and Lalala.
ReplyDeleteFor free, am am sure, because that's how nice democrats are.
That boat has been resold six times. There is a reason for that.
ReplyDeleteAt last, it appears that the Party of Chaos got its fondest wish: it aborted itself in the 2024 election. "Joe Biden" was the coat-hanger.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds great. We get the fools out of our hair for 4 years, and the cruise company separates them from a great deal of their money. And we could get luckier - there could be an epidemic on the ship.
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