These two golf carts collided with each other during
a 'flying golf cart' parade here in The Villages and,
thankfully, it was captured on video.
Golf carts, decorated with flags and signs - mostly pro-Trump - , took to a rural neighborhood here to participate in a 'flying golf cart parade' - an event that traditionally consists of local golf players decking out their carts to parade around the neighborhood because these old fogies have entirely too much time on their hands. Video footage captured by an attendee proved that the participants may have taken the word 'flying' a little too literally. The babe who got thrown for her cart was not hurt seriously, but still - just how fuckin' stupid are these geezers?
And - jeez friggin' Louise - I may be considered as one of them. NOT.
I'll take 'alcohol was involved for a thousand, Alex.'
ReplyDeleteAlcohol makes zigging when you were supposed to zag much easier...
Deletehey, when you get old enough you just run out of fucks to give, get out there and have fun and screw what others think, turn that blinker on for miles and watch the others in the rear view mirror, fuck em. that's the joy we have earned.
ReplyDeletei can drive through our small town past a cop with a can of beer on the dash and a joint in my mouth and they will turn their heads and look the other way. old age has it's perks. they think it's not worth the effort, they think that they would have to support me physically and medically until i made bond. : )
over my long years. screwing with the limp wristed and being a life long vandal has been my lifestyle. i have had an enormous amount of fun.
Game of chicken. Plenty of room on the street for traffic and the geezers go right down the center with the attitude "I'm IMPORTANT", likely to be busybody HOA rule enforcers.
ReplyDeleteIt juuuust might be that certain intoxicants may have been involved, eh?
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