Thursday, September 26, 2024

"I'm so old..." 'How old are you?' "I'm so old, that...

 I'm so old, I can remember when you'd watch network or local news, you'd hear facts and not some bobblehead's opinion...  


If it's network news, I don't wanna hear it anymore, because the vast majority of it is some chucklehead telling you his or her opinion of what's going on. Local news isn't actually local - it's relative to the nearest big city (in my case Orlando) and I just don't give a fuck how many gang-bangers killed each other or terrorized a neighborhood doing wheelies. If I have no plans of visiting somewhere overseas, I don't give a fuck what happens in Lebanon or Ukraine or whatever Fuckthatistan they're talking about. Why would anyone waste a minute watching that shit? Life is too short and too precious. Juss' sayin'...
 
And yet here I am writing this blog spewing my opinion of what's going on. Maybe I should be on TV. Nah - who'd wanna watch me bitch about bullshit? Never mind...
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CNN yesterday issued an on-air retraction and admitted to using “digitally altered” photos of Donald Trump and right-wing activist and influencer Laura Loomer.
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Ronnie diggin' on some lesbo porn?
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In case you've never been through one, this is what a CAT 5 storm is 
capable of. It's kinda like a tornado, but the motherfucker hangs around for good couple hours. I know - I've been through three CAT 5's and probably at least a couple dozen more of varying degrees over the last 70 years. 
It ain't fuckin' fun, Bubba...
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And if you don't know who he is, I can't help ya...
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And this is what happens when you're surrounded by idiots from the mid-west who've never had to deal with a hurricane before. I was outside a BJ's Club yesterday afternoon and some guy had six cases of water and a 32-pack of TP's he was loading in to his cart. Ya can't make this shit up.
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Here's a great idea for a gift that's both
 truly unique and very affordable...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this beautiful bracelet.
It's only $ 40.00 - and it comes to you with free shipping!
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 They were doing things on TV back in the 60s that we might 
have missed but were, none the less,  brilliant. Like this...
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Even then I knew. The more shit changes, the more it stays the same...
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Here's another affordable gift idea...
  
Click on the picture for more information on these beautiful earrings
IThey're only $ 20.00 - and come to you with free shipping!
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This from the guy who had people arrested for leaving their houses during COVID. He's a classic example of just how fuckin' stupid the majority of people are in most places...
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4 comments:

  1. Frankly, there is no one old enough to remember when news readers actually reported facts. They have slanted their news to whatever they've been told to say.

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  2. I already purchased all of my 'extra' stuff when there was no storm. My emergency pack up yesterday was hamburger and hot dog buns, four bottles of white wine.

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  3. In reference to the empty shelves. I live in south Louisiana and the same thing happens here. We have basically become a bedroom community for people who use to live in Baton Rouge and they act the same way. I think it’s a societal issue. Just like the Covid reaction. The weather man goes on TV and says “Boo” and they all run screaming to the store.

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  4. I remember Michael Franks. "There's nothing like Christmas in Brazil. The weather's completely upside-down when you touch down."

    Although, given what you say about your part of Florida, a better song reference might be, "He's a tiger in the rain. It's the thunder and lightning he can't explain."

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