They call it 'The Loofah Code' and imply it is something
more than it actually is. Trust me - it's bullshit...
more than it actually is. Trust me - it's bullshit...
This is a story that pops up every now and again when people have nothing else to talk about. It reared it's stupid head again today in the Palm Beach Post of all places.
Let me tell ya - I've lived here for almost ten years, and if there's one thing I know, there ain't no sport fucking going on around here.
The reason for the loofas is simple, it’s so they can find THEIR car. All the retirees drive similar cars (what part of the words 'white SUV' don't you understand?) and old granny can’t go around the whole parking lot looking for her car. So the loofa is an easy way for them to spot it from a distance. Trust me - all the people I have met are definitely not swingers as most of them can barely stand without assistance.
When I lived on St. John, there were something like ten single guys for every single girl on island, kinda like what they say about Alaska,also. The girls usta say 'the odds are good, but the goods are odd'. Well, the opposite is true here in The Villages. With all these old shrews killing off their husbands, there are far more widows than there are single old guys, and the goods aren't just odd, they're old and wrinkly. No thank you, Ethel. Juss' sayin'...
Seeing is believing. They don't brew enough beer for that...
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Perspective my friends. It's very important. The small black dot in
the upper left corner is the planet Mercury passing in front of the sun. Seems kinda small doesn't it? That's not the only perspective here.
In this picture, the sun is 36 million miles behind Mercury. The Sun is a 'medium-sized star' with a radius of about 435,000 miles. Think about how big that motherfucker actually is...
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It woud appear that all of those rats at those uber-liberal news sources like the NY Slimes have finally figuring out that they can save face by abandoning Biden's sinking ship. Now it's the Journal-Constitution that's done an about-face on Joey B. iI's just a question of time before the Washington Post and the LA Times climb aboard, at which point the Mumbler-in-chief is fucked. Amazing how long it took for these assholes to figure out what we knew four years ago...
I know people who know people who know people who check their Fakebook
on their phones 40-50 times a day. WTF do they expect to find there? This whole social media thing is gonna fuck people's brains up pretty much forever.
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Those are grains of salt under an electron microscope.
What are they, they are dice for a game from Jesus's time.
ReplyDeleteThose are grains of salt; maybe autocorrect got you on this one?
ReplyDeleteFixed. Thanks
ReplyDeleteSt. Augustine is a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem.
ReplyDeleteI have had a condo on Crescent Beach for the past 30 years. I love the area. I wish I could afford to live there full time.
St Augustine, an old city? In my home city there's a company that was 67 years old when St Augustine was founded. (Aberdeen Shore Porters.)
ReplyDeleteThat old timers place is rough, I suspect syphilis and gonorrhea is rife there.
ReplyDeleteJamestown, Virginia (1607) was settled before all that shit up on New England (Mayflower 1621). The English picked the area of New England to be far enough away from the Spanish to give the colonies a chance to get established. Since WWII, the world has been pretty spoiled into thinking women, children, and civilians should not be the target of attack. For most of human history it was not that way.
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