'I was gonna teach your kids, but then I got high. And I taught 'em anyway...'

 

Wendy Munson, a second-grade teacher at Nuestro Elementary in Live Oak, was arrested in October 2023 on driving under the influence (DUI) and child endangerment charges after another staff member accused her of being drunk in class. Munson’s blood alcohol content was found to be two times the legal limit, investigators said. 

Ya gotta read this and then explain it to me, 'cause I'm a fuckin' idiot (according to my wife) who thinks this prosecutor should be driving an ice cream truck. The story's here...