There is a very good reason behind everything you don't understand...

 Have you ever noticed that most of the Muppets are 

left-handed? 

 

 

There’s a simple reason: Most of their puppeteers are right-handed, 

which means that hand is used to control the face. Their left hand 

is left to control the hands. Get it?

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It's getting a little easier to understand what a bunch of panty-waisted (or is it just 'wasted') little fuckin' Marys these elite little jerkoffs who grew up getting 'participation trophies are. Read the letter they've written to the school - they believe cancelling the exams would be 'a proportional response' to the trauma they've suffered watching their fellow students get locked up. Pray none of these cunts ever meets your grand daughter. 

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What is it they say about the Brits and us? ' Two great nations seperated by a common language.' I wonder who came up with that line...

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We do something similar up here on Lake Harris. There's a sandbar at the eastern point on the lake, and every weekend there's a good couple dozen or more boats dropping hooks and partying. There's even a floating bar once in a while. Kinda fun until you see someone taking a dump in the water - if ya catch my drift. Been there, seen it.
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 You still have time enough to find something nice for your wife or daughter. Or girlfriend, of course...

 

This is a sampling of the items my wife has available in her Etsy online store. Every item is hand-made and every one is very reasonably priced, and the price includes free shipping! 

Click on any of the items in that picture to see all she has to offer. You should order by this Wednesday or Thursday to be sure to get it on time. 

Thanks for looking - you'll be glad you did...

https://www.etsy.com/shop/BjacksonJewelry

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According to a new analysis by healthcare data firm FAIR Health, diagnoses of mental health conditions like anxiety and depression have soared in older Americans, reaching a prevalence higher than ever before. The reality of it is that they are using different rating and study criteria today than they did even five years ago. Old people like me are just as fucked up and crazy as we've always been. It may be that there's just more of us these days. Don't sweat our mental illness, Bubba - it's kinda fun living in here...

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I think I may have shown this one a good coupla years ago, 

but somehow it seems even more relevant today. Juss' sayin'...

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Remember the old ads where the broad says 'It's not cool to fuck with Mother Nature'? Well, they shouldn't continue fucking with free enterprize and commerce, either. National Review has a great article about how so many peole are getting fucked out of their jobs because of this ham-handed equity or whatever the fuck it is move. Find it here.

 

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