Rethinking all of Archie and Jughead's antics over the years...

 I think there was a little more going on in the background 

than our youthful brains could assimilate...

 

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Okay, so this one's crafted well after the fact (I did it myself,

 actually) and never made it on to the newsstands, but you get 

my drift. These was some serous sexual subtext shit going 

on there and we didn't even know it.