Friday, April 5, 2024

Even other Florida Men bow in the presence of this pancake-eating Florida Man...

 
A Florida man was ticketed this week for eating the most important meal of the day in arguably the worst place possible.
About a week ago, officers with the Lakeland Police Department were notified of a man eating pancakes in the middle of the intersection of Memorial Boulevard and Brunnell Parkway. According to LPD, "the caller stated the subject was sitting in a chair with a small “TV” table in front of him eating what appeared to be pancakes."
Officers were able to locate the man after he was tagged in a video that later surfaced on Facebook. The pancake eater, 21-year-old Kiaron Thomas, was found in his residence, which was only about 100 yards from the intersection. 
 

Though Thomas told officers it was a prank, he was charged with placing an obstruction in the roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic. 
Thomas has a court date set for April 25, 2017.
 
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6 comments:

  1. With all the bullshit in the world going on, it's nice to see that their major problem is a guy eating pancakes.

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  2. The most important thing regarding pancake man is, was he using racist syrup?

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  3. The local gubmint is going after a dangerous scofflaw. Well done.

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  4. Ticketed? Someone should've Bumpered the dipschitt.. If I would have been there on a bike I would have knocked the table over. Well,, Maaybe,, there's a chance I would have been overwhelmed with a desire to just Slap the snot outta the dipschitt on my way by.

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  5. News from 2017..Really ? That's almost as old as the rest of the content on this site.

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