Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Workin' my 401k, or 'this is the only way for me to avoid a Ramen Noodles diet'...

 
The Mega Millions jackpot has reached $977 million for Friday night’s drawing after no tickets matched all six numbers drawn on Tuesday night. The winning numbers drawn on Tuesday were 24, 46, 49, 62, 66 and the gold Mega ball: 7. The estimated jackpot was $893 million with a cash prize of $421.4 Million. The cash prize for Friday’s drawing is $461 million.
There aare two factors that work in to why I may eventually have to survive on Ramens and saltines. One is, I don't have any kinda pension - just SSI, and also, who the fuck figured on living this long? I certainly didn't. You know exactly what I'm talkin' 'bout, Bubba...
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What's that saying about 'those who forget history are doomed 
to repeat it' or some shit? And I still have never gotten a full explanation 
about the mass insanity  that emptied the shelves of toilet paper...
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This is the silliness that is institutional religion. And before you give me any shit, I don't mean just Muslims. Any religion that tells you how to dress is questionable. Right Quackers? (or is that Quakers...)
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It's no wonder why us older folks are happier than our younger pissant jerkoff grandkids. Just look at all the stupid shit they worry about with all this inclusion and diversity bullshit. They think being fat and getting 50 tattoos makes them more attractive. They think rap music is actual fuckin' music. As Joe Biden would say...
 

 
From NPR.org - How happy are you? The Gallup World Poll has a simple way to gauge well-being around the globe. Imagine a ladder, and think about your current life. The top rung, 10, represents the best possible life and the bottom rung, 0, represents the worst. Pick your number.
Researchers use the responses to rank happiness in countries around the globe, and the 2024 results have just been released. This year, Finland is at the top of the list. Researchers point to factors including high levels of social support and healthy life expectancy, to explain the top perch of several Scandinavian countries.
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Great imagery, isn't it?
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Why does it take States like Florida and Alabama to
lead the way in ridding us of this nonsense?

CNN — Alabama lawmakers, following a similar bill recently passed into law in Flrodida, passed a bill of their own Tuesday that, if signed into law, would prohibit public schools and universities from maintaining or funding diversity, equity, and inclusion programs. The bill, SB129, would also require public universities to “designate restrooms on the basis of biological sex” — which Alabama law defines as “the physical condition of being male or female, as stated on the individual’s original birth certificate” — and not the gender that aligns with how a person identifies. It now heads to Gov. Kay Ivey’s desk, where it is expected to be signed into law.
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High praise indeed. Thank you, whoever you are...
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I'm having a yard sale today. Well, actually, it was Babs' idea. 
I'da probably woulda rather had had some teeth pulled without 
the novacain, if ya follow me. Juss' sayin'...

Early and heavy day-drinking may be in order.
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Yeah - tell me again how it wouldn't be
a pisser to work at the NY Post...
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You don't need a special occasion - or even a 
reason - to get her something nice. Just do it...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this bracelet.
It's only $ 28.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Just fuckin' shoot me now, will ya?
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3 comments:

  1. Have fun at your yard sale. This will be one of the longest days of your life.

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  2. How much do you want for the yard, mines covered in snow :-)

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