Tuesday, March 5, 2024

We're just men. We can't win for losing but we keep on keeping on, right?

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Twitter's former CEO Parag Agrawal, Chief Financial Officer Ned Segal, Chief Legal Counsel Vijaya Gadde and General Counsel Sean Edgett claim in the lawsuit filed Monday that they were fired without a reason on the day in 2022 that Musk completed his acquisition of Twitter, which he later rebranded X.
Because he didn't want to pay their severance, the executives say Musk "made up fake cause and appointed employees of his various companies to uphold his decision."
As my brother Bob would say, 'Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck...'
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Ya know how ya do this whole 'Im so old I can remember when 
(fill in the blank)' thing? Well, I found myself doing that the other day thinking about SNL. It's true - back in the day, it was funny as fuck, and then for about fifteen years it either really sucked or I'd gotten so far out of the comedy loop that I wasn't hearing anything remotely funny. It looks like they're actually starting to turn the ship around again. Check this skit out by clicking on her boobs...
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Spirit Airlines and JetBlue Airways are abandoning their plan to merge, the companies announced Monday.
A federal judge blocked the merger in January because of concerns about monopolization. 
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I have two younger sisters who haven't spoken to me in almost eight years now, and I don't know why, but - to be very honest - I really don't give a fuck. Anybody who thinks the way they do about the value of family doesn't deserve my respect or interest. Juss' sayin'...
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It's Women's History Month, and you might be wondering why something as mundane and genuinely friggin' stupid as this made-up month is. I'm not, but anyway, somebody thought it'd be a good idea to put together a list of which states offer women the most, and least, opportunities for female residents. 
The personal finance website WalletHub recently released a report ranking the best and worst states for women in 2024. "Red" or Republican-leaning states tended to rank lower on the list, which took into account factors like median earnings for female workers, unemployment rates, and abortion policies and access. 
According to this 'study', Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Mississippi ranked as the worst states for women in 2024. If you actually give  fuck about made-up, bullshit stuff like this, you can read the article here.
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Do you love an Irish girl?  Buy her this.
It's almost St. Patrick's Day ya know...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this unique hand-made bracelet.
It's only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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I'm not even Irish but I do look forward to the day - more likely than not because it's the only day of the year when restaurants serve corned beef and cabbage. Is that left-handed or what?
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6 comments:

  1. Yeah, once I stopped giving my sister money, she stopped talking to me. Since 2014.....

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  2. In Ireland, corned beef and cabbage is only ordered by tourists.

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  3. MMMM Cornbeef and cabbage. No Irish either but do love it. Just had some last weekend.

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  4. Oh come on now. Stay in touch. but make it fun. Ask them how bidenomics has made their life better. See how raising their gran kids is working since they did such a great job with denise and denefew. Ask if they could use a little extra money. Then ask where they can get it and if there is any extra. Care enough to get a few laughs. life can be a lot of fun if you make it that way...

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  5. As a friend of mine pointed out to me as soon as the democrats can figure out how to give votes to embryos their stance on abortion will suddenly change

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  6. If that Hooters skit is what passes for humor at SNL these days they haven't turned the ship around at all.

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