Howdja like to have this fruitloop for a neighbor?
You would immediately think that this nutjob is from the land of fruits and nuts (you know - California), but no. She's actually Canadian.
The woman describes herself as an 'ecosexual' - and says she's an 'erotic' relationship with an oak tree. Sonja Semyonova, 45, has always felt lonely but says her new relationship with the tree has filled a void. Sonja, a self-intimacy guide, even says that the feelings she experiences with the tree are what she has always looked for in a person.
The full article is here:
There are a couple of trees I'm fond of, Angel Oak in Charleston is kinda awesome & there's a giant Cypress tree in my swamp that I hide behind while duck hunting but we don't get too personal.
ReplyDeleteDon't stick your dick in crazy
ReplyDeleteFun as it may be...don't do it
It will not end well
Been there and done that. It does NOT end well and it is waaay more expensive than it was worth.
DeleteHmmm. The term "a good woody" comes to mind, but wouldnt it be a bit sick in this case?
DeleteMaybe she's onto something LOL! https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6soIJpRVCaY/VRCovF_zSKI/AAAAAAAASqA/yUW8KWGhoK8/s1600/Woodpecker%2Bcopy.jpg
ReplyDeleteSeriously nobody said it yet? Ok! She’s in a relationship with an oak tree. So, she’s fucking nuts?
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