Friday, November 24, 2023

She looks pretty good for an old broad

 But then again, being a millionaire doesn't hurt either. 
Well played, Miss Dolly. Not bad for 77...  
 
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And yes - there are at least ten of the little fuckers that we saw. This pond is on the golf course right up the street from my house. This pic is a classic example of why you never, ever go in the ponds or even in to the bushes on the courses around here. More than once a year there's a story somewhere around here about some old lady who was walking her dog on her neighboring golf course being dragged in to a pond when an alligator ate her little tiny FiFi dog, or some idiot golfer losing a leg looking for the shot he sliced of the last tee.
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Yeah - tell me again about how you don't think
 the leftover shit  isn't better than the dinner itself.
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Cher was accused of LIP-SYNCING during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City yesterday, but her fans leap to her defense saying EVERYONE does it, so what's the big deal? 
They're right. Lighten the fuck up...
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Whether or not not he did what the complainant says he did is irrelevant to me. This shit is just going crazy - who the fuck passing this law with no statutes of limitations was a good idea? It was a lawyer, that's who...
Don't you think there's something seriously fucked up about a law that let's you make a civil complaint 30 years after the fact, when you didn't file any criminal or other charges at the time it occured? And don't give me the bullshit about 'the shame endured' and all that bfuckin' nonsense. If it was truly shamefull enough they wouldn't be making these fuckin' money-grabs left and right well after the fact. 
Once again, it's really the scumbag fuckin' lawyers who are driving these sexual bullshit charges and lawsuits . Shakespeare was right all along...
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Sometimes, a little Christmas gift
is the best gift of all to give.
Surprise her with your good taste...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this bracelet. 
It's only $ 28.00 and that includes free shipping.
There are a number of new items in her shop. Click here to see them all:

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I know - call me carzy for even glancing at this shit-rag, but fuck it. Ya dig through a lot of shit to find some gold once in a while, right? They have an article that I actually agree with - should I be worried? 
This is it: You Deserve a Great Nap
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Just think - a complete kitchen in five square feet! 
I can't imagine how we didn't have one. This thing 
musta died in the development stages...
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4 comments:

  1. 30 years? And where were you on the night of February 7th, 1994?!? I know I don't have a clue. I doubt I still have the same credit card from that time era, and I certainly don't have my credit card receipts to give me a clue. Any alibi I might have will have the same memory problem or, just as likely, have died in the mean time.

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  2. "This shit is just going crazy - who the fuck passing this law with no statutes of limitations was a good idea? It was a lawyer, that's who..."

    Nah. It was the feminists and politicians that wanted to use ancient, fictitious, or nonexistent accusations to use against some other famous person, opposing politician, or judge. Think Bill Cosby. Think Justice Kavanaugh. Sure, they probably had a lawyer draft the law. But the idea for it was to use it as a weapon against the opposition.

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  3. The sandwich is perfect. It even has the good bread! We always had twist, but once in a blue moon Vienna had to do. I'm eating a stuffing sandwich for lunch!
    irontomflint

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  4. The lady in the ad for the fridge that you can cook and wash on is HOT!

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