Having never pooped on a dead possum, I can't relate...

 

Fox35Orlando.com - A Florida man has found himself bars after 

he was seen by a  cop shitting on a dead possum in the middle of the street. 

Rudy Wilcox was arrested and charged with exposing his sexual organs after the alleged incident that unfolded on Wednesday near the intersection of Belcher Road and Willow Tree Trail in Clearwater. 

At around 5:20 p.m., the 45-year-old man was seen by a Clearwater police officer defecating on a dead possum with his pants down and his back side exposed, according to the affidavit. Wilcox, who has no known residence, was allegedly in "full view of the motoring public during busy traffic hours."  

In an interview with police, Wilcox denied the allegations and said the officer "doesn't see straight," the affidavit said. Police, however, found "physical evidence" at the scene corroborating the allegations.

Can't even imagine what his motivation might have been, can you?

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