Wednesday, September 6, 2023

In England, they refer to it as 'redundancy'...

 And if I knew what they meant by that 
I'd probably feel insulted...  

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I don't care what you think. I think she's cute as fuck. 
That's my story and I'm sticking to it...
 

After Tayor Swift’s massive “Eras” tour is packing stadiums to the point her shows are causing earthquakes (even though bad seats are often going for $1,000 or more), Swift isn’t just resuscitating the post-Covid live music industry, she’s threatening to help rescue America’s flagging theater business.
It was recently announced that she struck a deal with AMC theaters to show a three-hour concert film from her smash tour for the millions of people who couldn’t get tickets. 
 

It starts showing in October, AMC is charging higher ticket prices than normal — which are already absurd — and the presale figures for the movie tickets are already breaking records. Based on some back-of-the-envelope math gleaned from some speculative news reports, Swift might make something close to half a billion dollars off this tour and all the related revenue.
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I believe the word for this is 'timely'...
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This morning's model has it heading north before it reaches 
the coast. This thing's a fuckin' beast already.
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I remember (briefly) dating a really nice Italian girl - from my neighborhood - back in the late 70's. One morning, after having spent the night before in her apartment, I woke up before her and ended up in her kitchen looking for coffee to make. 
I opened the cupboard (sorry - that's old school. You might call them 'cabinets') and found a can of this instant coffee. I immediately thought 'Fuck - this babe is a KEEPER.' Of course I was proven wrong a couple weeks later when she met my mother for the first time. That whole scene is a story for another day. 
Suffice to say that that birthday party was the last time I ever saw her. Too bad - she was pretty fuckin' hot, but she was also bat-shit fuckin' crazy...
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Traffic leaving Burning Man on Monday. 
Almost looks phoney, doesn't it?
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It wouldn't kill you to buy her something nice.
But the surprise may kill her...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this bracelet. 
Click on this link to see more items:
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Click on this screen-cap to see what they mean by 'Third-eye shrimp'. Being the fuckin' degenerate I am, I thought they meant something completely different. Juss' sayin'...
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Click on the banner to see her full collection.
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1 comment:

  1. The Burning Man photo is less fake looking than the Stanley Kubrick moon photo.

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That's not a bear - it's a guy in a bear suit...

  Ya gotta give 'em an A for effort, if nothing else, but maybe they shoulda dumped the outfit before the man came over. This is a funny...