Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Dumbing everything down just to make Lurch look better...


FoxNews.com - Sen. John Fetterman praised the pause on the Senate's dress code for members, but some Republicans criticized the move, with one calling it an "embarrassment" to the American people. "I feel it's a little more freedom, which should be bipartisanship," Fetterman, a Pennsylvania Democrat known for his relaxed attire, told Fox News. "I don't know why the right side seems to be losing their minds over it." 
"I think it's a good thing, but I'm going to use it sparingly," he added while wearing a short-sleeve button down. "I hope other colleagues take advantage of it too." 
 

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer directed the Sergeant-at-Arms to stop enforcing a dress code for its members. The move follows the debate about whether Fetterman's 'leisurely attire' is appropriate for a member of the upper chamber. 
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Amazon said Tuesday it’s hiring 250,000 employees in 
the U.S. to help manage the holiday rush. It’s also bumping the average hourly pay for warehouse and delivery workers. Amazon typically boosts its headcount around the peak holiday shopping season, bringing on hordes of temporary workers so it can better keep up with the surge in demand.
The holiday hiring number is a significant step up from previous years. Last year, the company said it would bring on 150,000 people to staff up for the holidays. The hires will include full-time, part-time and seasonal warehouse and delivery employees, Amazon said. Hourly wages for those roles will range between $17 and $28, and the company is offering sign-on bonuses worth $1,000 to $3,000 in some locations.
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This has never happened on a US website that I know of...
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MGM Resorts has officially entered its eighth day of “cybersecurity issues” that have silenced slot machines and shut down internal computer systems, costing the hotel and casino chain as much as $8.4 million per day in daily revenue.
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Click on the picture for more information on this bracelet. 
It's only $ 18.00 and that price includes free shipping!

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Welcome to the jungle, my friends. It appears that Axle Rose's 
transformation into Benny Hill is damn near complete...
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Why do you suppose that is - is it just additional taxes on their gas that makes the price them pay at the pump nearly double what I pay here in NoCen Florida? It's worth noting that there are a total of ZERO oil wells in the State of Florida (that I know of) and there are still active pumping wells within Los Angeles's city limits.
Maybe it's just God's way of punishing them for living there in the first place. 
Juss' sayin'...
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How often do you suppose do guys
intentionally miss that urinal?
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You know that face you make...

When the telemarketer on the phone starts crying and telling you about how much they hate their job...
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6 comments:

  1. Re: Gas prices. Back when we lived in Odessa, where oil is produced and refined, we would be on a trip and be in some little place and it occurred to me the price was lower. Somewhere where it all had to be hauled in from miles away. Never did figure that out. But then, here in America where drugs that are made here cost us more than they cost in Canada. How does that work?

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    1. I was in Reno yesterday (9/19) and Diesel was $1.10 / gallon cheaper there than in my town in Northern California. There is a tank farm in Sparks there is also one 15 miles from my house. Reno/Sparks I believe they haul it in by train while may area is underground pipeline. Guv Screwsome and his taxes are to blame.

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  2. That poster over the urinal reminds me of the time I was with this gorgeous young lady, and when we got undressed she looked at me and said "Who you gonna' please with that?"....to which I replied "Me....you're on your own"....

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  3. A friend once told me he had a girl look at his member and say "Isn't it supposed to be an outie not an innie?"

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  4. Axle Rose has looked way worse.

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