This guy draws for the Newark, NJ Star Ledger - a VERY liberal big city paper. He's always angry about something, but this one? I don't even get it. WTF is wrong with these people? If it's red, that hate everything about it. So much for cooperation and understanding. And I still don't get this cartoon. Juss' sayin...
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So this is a true story - I think...
There was this doctor guy who lived in my neighborhood when I was a kid and he had one of these goofy Aqua-Car things and he usta take it out on the lakes in Branch Brook Park on Sunday mornings. Well, one day he was out in the middle of the lake in front of Sacred Heart Cathedral with a coupla people and the fucking thing sank right out from under them. Water there was only about 20 feet deep and they were able to swim to shore without much problem, but ya know what? I never saw or heard anything about them ever getting that thing out of the water. For all I know, it may still be down there.
There was this doctor guy who lived in my neighborhood when I was a kid and he had one of these goofy Aqua-Car things and he usta take it out on the lakes in Branch Brook Park on Sunday mornings. Well, one day he was out in the middle of the lake in front of Sacred Heart Cathedral with a coupla people and the fucking thing sank right out from under them. Water there was only about 20 feet deep and they were able to swim to shore without much problem, but ya know what? I never saw or heard anything about them ever getting that thing out of the water. For all I know, it may still be down there.
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that's what Monica Lewinsky thought too...
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'Cause, honestly, if you look at the pictures from that mob scene, ain't one of 'em I could see ain't a usual suspect, if ya catch my drift...
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There was a comedian back in the 80's named Rich Hall (I think) who usta do this bit he called 'sniglets' - words that didn't exist but should. He called that silly pasture behaviour 'Bovinitise' - the uncontrollable urge to yell 'moo' at cows.
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Someone you know a cat lover maybe?
How about this for a gift idea?
Click on the picture for more information on these earrings.
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Russia can disable US-made Ukrainian missiles because
some use GPS signals. Both sides are waging a battle to jam the electronics of missiles and other weapons. Russia's electronic warfare capability has evolved during the conflict. Maybe it's better for us that we're learning this shit now insteada when we ourselves need to be using this shit, if ya catch my drift...
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On the first one: it's not supposed to be funny to us, it's supposed to make a liberal have a snarky, down-your-nose-a t-the-ignorant-right-winger smirk. Clearly the message is that if we don't switch to electric then all the ice will melt as the planet boils. Clearly, this cartoonist isn't much of a scientist.
ReplyDeleteThe current Military won't learn. There's more $$$$ to be tossed around for "smart" things than for simple "drop and let it go boom".
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