Monday, May 8, 2023

The smartest man to ever run for President? Yeah, right you are, Joe...

Biden has been mocked for trying to turn his advancing years into a positive by claiming he's the most experienced presidential candidate ever. Biden - who at 80 is the oldest man ever to occupy the White House - says he is worthy of a second term in office because he 'knows more than the vast majority of people.' 
The president gave liberal network MSNBC a very rare interview Friday, and when asked why he should be re-elected when a Fortune 500 company would never hire an 82 year-old CEO, said: 'Because I've acquired a hell of a lot of wisdom'.
'I'm more experienced than anybody's ever run through the office,' he told the outlet. 'I think I've proven myself to be honorable as well as also effective.' He also praised his VP Kamala Harris - whose polls continue to crater - and claimed she hasn't 'gotten the credit she deserves.'
Ruhle pointed out that Biden's toughest critics are speculating that he's elevating her because they think you wouldn’t serve a full term.
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Rockland County cops are “deployed” and “ready to react” if Big Apple Mayor Eric Adams tries to bus hundreds of migrants to the quiet suburban community, warns the county’s top pol. “Adams never asked for an opinion, he just said, ‘Screw you, Rockland County,’ ” county Exec Ed Day railed to WABC-770 AM radio host Rob Astorino, referring to Hizzoner’s plan to ship 340 migrant men to local Rockland hotels to ease the city’s crisis.
“Well, here is my response,” Day said. ” ‘Mr. Adams, you can try to run us over, [and] I will reach up and grab you by the throat for the people of Rockland County. “Within that cadre of people who are coming here, who are not vetted, we have child rapists, we have criminals, we have MS-13,” Day said. “There’s a reason why there’s a process.” Accusing Adams of having the “utter audacity” to suggest the disruptive move and acting like “a bully” who blindsided Rockland with the plan, Day added, “At the end of the day, this guy [Adams] turns around and thinks that we’re just going to roll over.
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This is what we are capable of when pleasing the eye is 
made at least as imortant as function. There's a lot of 
calculations involved with creating something like this...
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This is how people went to the beach in 1910.
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Worthless currency litters the street in Caracas, Venezuela. Imagine how demoralizing that must feel to the people of that country. 
No wonder they'll walk all the way from there to Texas.
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Mother's Day is this Sunday.
You still have time to
 get her something nice...

Click on the picture above for information on theseearrings.
 
 You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or your girlfriend right here: 
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"Lillian was found a good 60 kilometers away from the nearest town, and due to health issues, she was unable to try and walk for help, so stayed with her car," Wodonga Police Station Sergeant Martin Torpey said in a statement, adding she had the "great common sense" not to "wander off."
As she was only planning a short day trip, Lillian had "only taken a couple of snacks and lollies with her but no water." Luckily, she happened to have a bottle of wine she had bought as a gift for her mother, which "got her through," Torpey said.
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Looks like me last night leaving the bar but there wasn't any ice involved.
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A Nashville hotel guest woke up to find the night manager allegedly 
sucking his toes. David Neal, 52, was arrested by Metro Nashville Police Department and charged with aggravated burglary and assault. Investigators say that Mr Neal cloned a key card and let himself into the guest’s room at around 5am on 30 March.
Peter Brennan, who is from Texas, told WTVF that he was asleep inside his room at the city’s Hilton Downtown Nashville hotel when the alleged assault took place. “I was in Nashville for a work conference,” said Mr Brennan. “I awoke to a gentleman, an employee of the Hilton, assaulting me.”
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Is this legit? The caption I saw said it was released to coincide 
with the release of their stoner movie 'Up in smoke'. If it is, 
that's friggin' hilarious. I seriously doubt it, though...
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Remember - today's motto for the the day is:

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2 comments:

  1. Wicked Pissa regarding that circular staircase. Most likely no calculations on paper were done at all. Because the master carpenter who designed it learned how to do it from his master when he was an apprentice, then as a journeyman.

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  2. I don't know who that spinner in the striped bikini is, but for a brief moment in time, Jamie Lee had the greatest rack on Earth, and the rest of her was nothing to sneeze at either. Too bad about her mind.

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Cross dressing for fun - and profit?