That's genuinely frightening, isn't it?
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to laugh about here in The Villages. Juss' sayin'...
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What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather,
perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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How do you know when you have entirely too much
money at your disposal?
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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Ya know, I just can't argue with that logic.
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other one's a great year.
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What part of the word 'unsustainable' am I confused by?
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Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds? - Alec Baldwin, running away from accepting any responsibility for his actions.
ReplyDelete"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."
ReplyDeleteRemember Charlie Weaver (Cliff Arquette) on Jack Paar in the '50s? That was his line....