Saturday, May 6, 2023

Is everybody happy? You decide...

 
I guess it's just not that joyous an occasion.
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She may be semi-unrecognizable, but that's Meg Ryan post-face 
fuck up. Good god - what the fuck was she thinking?
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London Metro cops arresting 'peaceful protestors' ahead 
of this morning's coronation ceremonies. Why don't we do shit like this over here? They won't tolerate crap like that when the royals are concerned...
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They've known this was coming and yet did nothing to prevent it and now it's almost too late. What do you think of a President who's willing to destroy the rule of law is his own country? And why has no one taken action against Mexico for allowing this to happen?
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She may have had more of a sense of humor than they let us know about.
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A follow-up to yesterday's story.


N.J. pasta dump: Son caught on camera ditching mom’s macaroni. 
Neighbors say they may have solved the mystery of who dumped nearly 500 pounds of pasta next to a stream in Old Bridge.
A Ring security camera caught a man in the neighborhood cleaning out uncooked pasta from his mother’s house after she died, said Nina Jochnowitz, the resident of the Middlesex County township who first posted photos of the pasta mess on social media last week.
The man, who neighbors said is a military veteran, came across the hoard of dry pasta and likely dumped it in the woods because of the sheer quantity, she said. I'm not buying any of this nonsense. You gonna tell me his mother had five hundred pounds of spaghetti in  her house when she died? Chef Boyardee didn't even have that. 
 

I call bullshit. Read the  rest of the article here:
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Can somebody somewhere tell me what the fuck this is? Is it a Heineken light or a different beer all together? It's not available anywhere around here that I know of...
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You rarely ever see these people (except maybe Kate - she's cute as fuck) smile. Must be because of the shit they're forced to wear. Or maybe those chairs ain't exactly BarcaLoungers.
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I found a really good price on zucchinis yesterday at Winn-Dixie.
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Mother's Day is next weekend.
 Are you going to wait until the last 
minute to get her something nice?

Click on the picture above for information on this bracelet.
There is only one available and people have it in their carts.
 You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or your girlfriend right here: 
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On a scary-scale from one to ten this would be about a 42 to me. On April 28, 1988, the roof of an Aloha Airlines jet ripped off in mid-air at 24,000 feet. I'da shit my shorts seven ways to Saturday. Juss' sayin'...
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Their frog buddies aross the pond don't think too much of Jolly 
ole' Charlie I reckon. 'Course, then again, these Hebdo cats do 
have a way of pissing off just about everybody they can, so...
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I just now found out that she's a porn actress, so this will be 
her finally goodbye. Sorry, guys...
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1 comment:

  1. The Coronation: BFD. less impact than FJB's inauguration (if that's possible)

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