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Imagine: you are a big bruiser. Worf. NFL, WWF big. your eyes don't track each other. when a baseball comes at you, you see two baseballs converging, they disappear tern feet out, they reappear 6 feet out, but now they are diverging. you make no attempt to catch them, because if you chose the wrong one, you get hit by the other ball
ReplyDeleteyou have to explain this one at a timer to every double dumbass on the playground. none of them accept your reality.
or, you hit one of them in the head with the baseball bat, you explain it to the coach once, then again to the principal, then you are excused from playing sports involving balls. until you move to a new school, or a new kid shows up.
every double dumbass you meet in your entire life calls you "sports fan". sports fans are so incredibly conceited they all assume everyone is a sports fan..
the next time ou meet a short tempered antisocial jerk - it may be me - do not assume they are a horrible human being. consider the possibility that they are abused by conceited arrogant judgmental dimwits daily, and that conceited arrogant judgmental dimwit may be you