Wednesday, April 5, 2023

When all else fails, start with a joke and go downhill from there...

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Stormy Daniels - who shoulda kept her mouth shut to begin with, 
now has to pay nearly $122,000 of former President Trump's legal fees that were racked up in connection with the porn actor's failed defamation lawsuit, an appeals court ruled Tuesday. 
 

The decision in California came at about the same time that Trump became the only ex-president to be charged with a crime. She has already been  ordered to pay him $ 300,000.00, but it is not known if she has made that payment as yet. 
At $10.00 a blowjob, she's gonna have to buy a shitload of 
kneepads and lip gloss to pay this bill...
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I saw this ad pop up on that Facebook Marketplace thing yesterday. I'm not buying that this guy's a farmer and needs to get rid of the rock so he can 'plow his crops'. That's a million dollar house in this neighborhood. I think the guy's fulla shit, and besides, who needs a friggin' boulder like that?
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How many times do ya suppose that hadda happen before 
they decided they needed a sign? (Asking for a friend)
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See - it usta mean something completely different.
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Sorry to repeat, but I think it's funny...
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If it ain't somethin', it's somethin' else. Climate alarmists and 
California officials say winter storms have resulted in the state's deepest snowpack in 70 years, and they're all freaking out. All that frozen water may be good news for drought-stricken parts of California, but the liquid volume of the Sierra Nevada snowpack - which the LA Times says is greater than that of Lake Mead - could spell real trouble in terms of spring floods. 
Calling it the "big melt," UCLA climate scientist Daniel Swain pointed out that "all of that water is going to have to come downhill sooner rather than later." 
 

Are these fuckin' crybabies ever happy with anything they think they know? I think not. They're never satisfied with anything.
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Maxfield Parrish - Ecstasy, 1922. That is spectacular.
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This is how our British cousins like to cover 
stateside stories in their tabloids...
 
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A black soldier of the Union army sits in front of a storefront with 
the boldly lettered sign ‘Auction & Negro Sales’. 
This is a colorized version of an actual photo taken in 1865 
in Atlanta, Georgia after the fall of the Confederacy...
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Researchers from the 'Canadian Institute for Substance Use Research' at the University of Victoria reviewed 107 studies published between January 1980 and July 2021 that involved 4.8 million participants. They found that drinkers who consumed less than an ounce of ethanol - the form of alcohol found in beer, wine, and liquor - showed no significant increase in lifespan compared to non-drinkers.
In the U.S., a standard alcoholic beverage contains about half an ounce of ethanol. That means one ounce would be equivalent to what’s in two 12-ounce beers, two five-ounce glasses of wine or two one-and-a-half ounce glasses of distilled spirits, per the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism. 
Who asked 'em, anyways? Go shoot a moose and shut the fuck up. Juss' sayin'...
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4 comments:

  1. If Stormy Daniels needs more knee pads she should check out Kamala's garage sale.

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  2. i see from the photo that atlanta has not improved much since the civil war.

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    1. To me, that sign says that maybe Sherman should have burned more of the city.

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  3. The CA snowpack should make for a great year in my little piece of NORTHERN Ca.. Going snowmobiling the morning of the 4th of July ( last did that in 2008) then water skiing in the afternoon.

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