It's a marketing thing - and nothing else - this whole 'tranny influencer' clusterfuck. A major marketing disaster. I get it. AB - Bud Light's parent company - has lost over $6,000,000,000.00 (that's six billion dollars for you guys out in California) in market value since this particular shit hit the fan. We all get it. We all know it is/was/will continue to be a really studpid marketing gambit. Okay.
So, think about this. How many trannies do you think there are in the United States? According to a survey done last year, there are about 1.4 million transsexuals in the US. I know - the number's a lot bigger than you thought, right? That number represents .0004% of the population of the country. Now - try to factor the number of trannies who would actually switch from whatever they were drinking to Bud Light simply because of the commercials. I'm figuring maybe 10th of one percent - maybe. That's 1,400 new customers for a piss-poor beer - MAX.
So, these marketing gurus screwed the pooch, fucked up their careers, pissed off millions of people, created a 'political' windstorm (at least according to liberal media anyway) AND cost their employers billions of dollars in stock value and sales.
WELL FUCKIN' PLAYED, YOU GENUISES!
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Yeah - it took the meme-makers about seven-tenths of a second to come up with this one. Also well played, boys...
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Technically speaking, Interstate 4 should be called Intrastate 4 because it is only within Florida. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteHappened here when they put those fucking things up. All the Libs had signs in their yards. Hypocrites. Like their Let Love Lead signs. The ones who said they hope antivaxxers die. Fucking turbines are ugly as hell.
ReplyDeleteI remember the first time I ever saw a number tattooed on a woman’s arm. I just got out of the USMC and walked into a coffee shop. I was appalled with the nazis and their beliefs.
ReplyDelete0.0004% of 300,000,000 is 120,000. 0.004 is 1.2 million. I think that the 120,000 number is more likely the real number.
ReplyDeleteI spoke with a Bud delivery driver yesterday who had his truck full of Bud light after making most of his stops. He said that every independent store owner refused to let him deliver the stuff. This in central NH.
Re the stupidity of Bud Lite marketing . . . I think your point is valid but your math is slightly off. If 1.4 million were .0004 percent of the population, then the total population would be about 3.5 billion!
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