Wednesday, March 22, 2023

No wonder he signed with the new team in Vegas...


Mediocre NFL quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo has been offered a 'free sex for life package' on behalf of two brothel workers living in Nevada, following his move to Sin City, as one of the pair gushed that the new Las Vegas Raiders quarterback is 'such a legit babe'. 
Earlier in March, Garoppolo, 31, reportedly agreed to a three-year contract with the Raiders, worth more than $72million, following six seasons with the San Francisco 49ers. 
Arguably considered the most 'handsome bachelor' in the league, the two-time Super Bowl champion (2015, 2017) will now have to deal with different types of offers while living in Adult Disneyland.
Now don't drop the ball, Bubba. 
We should all have his problems...


1 comment:

  1. Jimmy will have to drive a bit to hit one of the "Ranches". Prostitution is illegal in Clark County. The nearest brothel is in Pahrump, Nye County, an hour north of Vegas. No I have not partaken of the wares for sale at one of the ranches. We did get drunk one night and wander over to Mustang since my friend lived about 5 miles from it.


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