Norway leads the world with largest average breast size.
The US only ranks fourth. These are real boobs - not fillers...
What do you call identical boobs?
What does it say in Mortal Kombat when you get killed by an exploding boob?
What is another term for boob sweat?
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
“If we don’t get the proper support, people will think we’re nuts.”
How can ladies stop men from staring at their boobs?
Eat a banana.
What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common?
When you see really nice ones, you can’t tell if they’re real or fake.
What do you call a tattoo parlour offering a free tattoo to anyone who would flash their boobs?
It’s their Tit for Tat special.
What makes a dirty bus stop different from a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What kind of boob is a mathematician’s favourite?
What is the similarity between boobs and legos?
Both are for the kids, but the dads always end up playing with them.
What consequences will we have when more money is spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research?
By 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
How are boobs similar to the sun?
Taking a quick look is fine, but staring is not. Then again, that’s what sunglasses are for.
What role if any has rBST, given to cows and passed on through the milk, played in these sizes?ReplyDelete
Notice, if you will, we the US hold the highest average BMI.ReplyDelete
Something to be said about a high fish diet. Big boobs in Scaderhoovia and brainiacs from Asia. In Asia, people eat lots and lotsa fish. What are American college STEM classes full of? Straight 'A' Asians whose ancestors have been eating horrible, terrible, rotten, no good for nothin, poisonous, mercury infested fish their entire lives. So, if you don't mind beautiful and brainy blue-eyed blondes with big boobs, or Asians with big hats and fat wallets, tell green Peace to go to hell and eat lotsa fish.ReplyDelete
Never really paid much attention to boobs back when I was whoring around, at a certain time of night you take what was available.ReplyDelete