Friday, February 10, 2023

Sometimes you need a classic to kick-start your day...

 
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I had a dream last night that I was walking through a park 
somewhere (it might have been Washington Square Park) and saw a nice little alto sax laying on a park bench with no one around. I sat down next to it, looked around to see if anyone was watching, and then picked it up and just started playing. For the record, I do not and have never actually played the saxophone. 
While I was playing, Bill Clinton walked and said 'What the fuck are you doing? That's mine.' I think I woke up screaming. Juss' sayin'...
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Members of the Church of England General Synod pray ahead of a vote that ultimately approved blessings for same-sex couples in London on Thursday. After two days of divisive debate, the Church of England voted on Thursday to offer blessings to same-sex couples - but clergy members can opt not to use the prayers, and the church will maintain its ban on same-sex marriage.
I'm not for or against the issue in any way. I say if gay guys and lesbians want to get married, why not - why should we be the only ones that are miserable, right? 
So much for Christian love and charity and all that bullshit, huh...
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Post-balloon paranoia...
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Pretty cool pic, isn't it? Wuddya think it is? The answer is below...
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Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission employees, including top-level managers and the agency’s longtime executive director, have for years set aside for their own use some of the most sought-after bourbons, diverting them from the public and running afoul of state ethics laws.
Just goes to show you that some people are just stupid, greedy whores who'll sell their souls for something as trivial as a bottle of grossly-over rated bourbon. I've tasted Pappy. It ain't worth $ 500.00 and more per bottle - nothing is. At least until I hit the MegaMillions it ain't anyway.
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Somewhere along the line I think we mighta forgot just how 
smokin' friggin' hot Janet Leigh was. That was some package 
she was carrying around with her...
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(It's the Inside Of A Cello)
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The Florida High School Athletic Association's board of directors has voted 14-2 to remove questions about high school athletes' menstrual history from a required health form for participation in high school athletics.Thursday's emergency meeting focused on the debate around menstrual cycle information. But in a less-discussed change to the requirements for Florida athletes, the newly adopted form asks students to list their "sex assigned at birth." The previous version asked only for "sex."
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1 comment:

  1. The Church of England, whose side are they on? People goi to church for mid-course corrections and encouragement to stay on the right course. If the church is on the same side as Satan, why bother to go to church? What the hell's wrong with those limp wristed intellectual light weights?

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