There was a time 15 or so years ago when I would have walked through hell and back for a chance to tap that fine young thing. Now she's all hollywooded out and uber-liberal and shit. She even said she wished her character in Spiderman - the old lady aunt - was a lesbian.
So much for this Valentine sweetheart. Nowadays, if she was on fire in front of me on the sidewalk and I just come out of the bar after drinking 13 beers, I'd still go down the alley to piss. Get my point? So, Happy Valentine's Day Miss Vito, wherever you are...
It's about frickin' time, too. This is the time of year I dread the most in sports. It was all football all the time until the shitshow finally went down on Sunday, now we're in TV sports limbo with only hockey and basketball on until spring traing starts.
I hate this time of year. Maybe that's why I drink as much as I do. Yeah - that's it. I drink too much 'causa hockey. That's the ticket. Yeah...
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The family of an Oakland, California baker who was murdered in cold blood is saying they do not want her killers prosecuted.
Friends and family said in the statement that the dead chick did not believe in “state violence, carceral punishment, or incarceration as an effective or just solution to social violence and inequity.” They do not want to see Angel’s killers prosecuted if police are able to locate them.
Friends and family said in the statement that the dead chick did not believe in “state violence, carceral punishment, or incarceration as an effective or just solution to social violence and inequity.” They do not want to see Angel’s killers prosecuted if police are able to locate them.
And these people vote. Think about THAT.
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In a press conference last week, Florida State Rep. Chuck Brannan and State Sen. Jay Collins introduced House Bill 543 – a bill which would allow some adults in Florida to carry a concealed handgun without first having to obtain a permit. However, the Brannan and Collins legislation excludes Floridians between the ages of 18-20 and upholds Florida’s ban on open carry of a firearm.
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Meanwhile, back in Monica Lewinsky's apartment,
a problem develops...
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you know waht they found in Monica's dress pocket when they examined it... a wad of bills
ReplyDeletedarn it I hate this day. I may be forced to perform the "chore" tonight!
ReplyDeleteNo dishwasher in the kitchen?
DeleteExactly and no 20 year old Brazilian cabana boy to do the job either!!
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