Tuesday, January 24, 2023

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tdpelmedia.com - An arrest affidavit said that as Maines was being processed at the Pinellas County Jail, a body scan discovered a “anomaly” in her vaginal region. During a strip search of the suspect, authorities discovered “a glass crack pipe protruding from the defendant’s vagina,” according to officers’ notes.
The affidavit states that Maine then took the contraband from her body and “intentionally threw it on the ground and stepped on it in an effort to destroy evidence.” She then “tried to explain” that the item was really a sex toy, despite the fact that it was “consistent with a crack cocaine pipe” and coated in “burnt markings,” police noted.
According to the report, Maines was charged with having contraband in a county jail facility and tampering with evidence in connection with the event.
 

She was locked up after failing to post a $3,500 bail. Maines had been previously convicted of trespassing, disorderly conduct, fraud, battery, driving without a licence, and failing to appear in court.
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