Friday, December 16, 2022

Want you own TV show? It's easier than you think...

 All you have to do is figure out who is the biggest dooshbag you've ever heard of, and be a bigger one...  
 
It's true. Think about if for a minute. There are so many shows on 
and have been on that feature complete jerkoffs and idiots.
 

 Think 'My 600lb. life or The Kardashians. Maybe any of the 'Real' housewives or the drag queens on RuPaul's whatever show. What about the Fat broad and her fat little smart-ass kid on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo or any of the 'Survivor'-kinda shows. They all suck, and they just keep on coming.  Are we really that starved for entertainment that the industry will continue to feed us this garbage? God, I'd hope not. The sad thing is, that same stupidity is making the leap over in to commercials. 
 

And would someone please tell me what the fuck this idiot and his pet bird have to do with insurance? I'll give $ 20.00 to the first person who can explain that in a way I'll understand. I don't know who they're marketing to, but it sure as fuck ain't me...
There are 100's more examples I could quote but why waste the oxygen or effort? I know there have been clunkers and silly concept shows on TV probably since day one.
 
 
The thing is, shows like The Brady Bunch and Petticoat Junction weren't presented as if the characters were real life idiots and fuck-ups, and besides, even on the highest-concept shows, the babes were hot. Case in point?
 
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And I'da married Deborah in two seconds. Juss' sayin'...
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Here's an interesting thought. This is not our galaxy, the Milky Way, although it looks like what they've told us our galaxy looks like.
 
 This is actually 'NGC 6956', a barred spiral galaxy, a common type of spiral galaxy with a bar-shaped structure of stars in its center. This galaxy exists 214 million light-years away in the constellation Delphinus.
Think about what I just told you. Take out your calculator and figure out how far away that is. Then bask in the awesome power of Hubble that we are able to actually see something that huge and that far away. And after you do that, tell me again about how God created the heavens and the Earth in six days and still managed to take Sunday off. Go ahead - I'll wait here.
 

PS: We have never been outside of our own galaxy, so what the Milky Way really looks like is pure conjecture, because we can only see a portion of it from our prespective on the little blue marble.
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I had a girlfriend that lazy once...
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You know there's a shitshow in that laptop and those Twitter files and all kindsa other shit they're gonna be all up and about with when they get the majority in January, but the vast majority of it ain't gonna amount to shit because very few, if any, republican senators and Congresspeople - other than Jim Jordan and maybe Rand Paul - have any real backbone to get shit done. They're just not cracked up to be scumbags on the Pelosi/Shcumer/Adam Schiff scale. It will hopefully be interesting to watch, but ain't nobody gonna end up in the slam over any of this, so what's the point? Think Fauci'll go to jail for lying to Congress? GTFOH...
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Someone you know deserves something 
a little 'special' this year. Christmas is 
9 days away, so you still have time.

Click on the picture for information on these beautiful handmade earrings. 
The pair is only $30.00 and that price includes free shipping. 
(Shown larger that actual size)
 
You can order any of Barbara's jewelry comfortably before December 21st
 and have a reasonable expectation that it'll arrive before Christmas. 
If you're concerned about delivery time to your area, she has the option
on the page when ordering to upgrade to Priority Mail, pretty much
 guaranteeing you'll get it on time.
 Juss' so ya know...
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She forgot that the 'A' and the 'K' were already taken...
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It's been 13.8 billion years since the Big Bang, which might lead you to expect that the farthest objects we can possibly see are 13.8 billion light-years away. But not only isn't that true, the farthest distance we can see is more than three times as remote: 46.1 billion light-years.
(How can we possibly know this shit is true? Asking for a friend)
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This is gonna be another shit-show congressional clusterfuck that won't amount to much because all these people get all kindsa money from all kindsa people. Politics has gotten very, very expensive these days. 
You can read the article and see how much dough this guy threw around. It's impressive and it's here:
https://nypost.com/2022/12/15/these-lawmakers-probing-ftx-got-donations-from-bankman-fried-and-cronies/
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Have you noticed - assuming you're on Fakebook - how FB is looking 
more and more like TikTok lately with all this 'reel' shit (most of which are from TikTok, by the way). Everybody's selling shit. 
I guess that's what they mean when they talk about 'influencers'. 
They exert influence on you to buy dog food, face cream or frying pans. They gotta friggin' monetize everything, don't they anymore? There is an interesting article about this stupid shit from last year, actually. Take a look:
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Holy crap. I just realized I pretty much ran outta stuff to bitch about. 
I guess this post is done. 
Go out and have a kick-ass fuckin' day. I'm seriously considering some serious day drinkin'. Do what you can to who you can...
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(Just like his career)
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1 comment:

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