Saturday, December 17, 2022

It's always nice to have something to look forward to at Christmas. But not this...

That must be because of all that 'global warming' monkey business they usta talk about all the time - but we don't hear too much about it any more, do we? I think they got a new catch phrase. I guess they thought it through and realized they could redfine their mission if they just changes a coupla words around...
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Seems like it's that easy, Frank.
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The spinning vortex of Saturn’s North Pole, deep red in colour, 1,250 miles across, with wind speeds reaching 330 miles per hour.
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San Bernardino County, the largest county in California in terms of land mass and the fifth largest by population, has voted to consider leaving the state. This is palm Springs territory - the former home of Ronald Reagan and Frank Sinatra. According to local politicians, citizens have grown tired of the state's liberal policies and lack of efforts to tackle the Golden State's growing homeless and immigrant crises.
But secession is unlikely to occur as it would require the approval of the state legislature, which is controlled by Democrats. The county was previously a Republican stronghold but a diversifying population has seen Democratic gains in recent elections 
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This is the kinda toys your grandkids get nowadays. 
GI Joe is nowhere to be seen, and if he is, he's probably 
at some LBGTQLIHJVGY rally. Juss' sayin'...
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I know a lot of you guys know a cat lover
 who would really appreciate these
as a Christmas stocking stuffer gift.
You still have plenty of time to order...
 
Barb just made a few more pairs and they're only $ 18.00 a pair. 
They're very popular. Barb's sold more than a dozen
 pairs and everyone loves 'em when they see them.
If Cole ever stops giving up as many dingers as he does, this could easily be a 110-win rotation. And if monkeys flew out of my ass every time I whistled, I'd have a pretty good friggin' carnival act. Things always looks better in foresight.
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I Googled 'Who are the two biggest dooshbags 
running around loose in America today?' 
 
And I got 2,497,343,901 responses, and every one 
included at least one or two of their pictures.
 
 
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have shared their 'annual festive message', wishing everyone 'health, peace, and a very happy new year'. The digital e-card is signed off using their royal titles- despite calls in recent days for these to be stripped after their bombshell Netflix documentary. But the card omits any mention of 'Christmas', instead wishing everyone a 'joyful holiday season'. 
She's an attention-grubbing POS who's only other claim to fame was flipping open breifcases on a game show, and he's so fuckin' worthless, if he could blow himself he'd never leave the bathroom.
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I'm tellin' ya guys - that comic book was chock-full of double-meaning shit in every issue. It was very subtle, but it was there. Just so happens I like subtle.
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M y wife's been decorating the house again...
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I wonder if they sold any...
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And yeah, that was me on my bike when I was 13.





2 comments:

  1. Remember, anything below 70 is freezing !

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  2. And here I had such high hopes for Elon Musk. Wadda chickshit! Somebody doxxes me they incur the possiblilty of waking up like Leon Trotsky - with a splitting headache.

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