Saturday, December 31, 2022

Even duct tape couldn't fix this stupid one...

 2022 was certainly a year to remember for all the wrong reasons, but this girl gets my award for the stupidist stunt of the year...  

She wanted to be a cop, but she forgot that one little thing. She did manage to close at least one case - her own!
A fugitive wanted for fraud was busted when she walked into a New Jersey sheriff’s office and asked to be hired. 
Zyeama Johnson (Honest to God - I swear they make up these names with the leftover Scrabble tiles), 27, a former Postal Service worker from Jersey City, was on the run for the crime in Monroe County, Pennsylvania, when she applied to work at the Hudson County Sheriff’s Office, according to the Jersey Journal.
She sent in paperwork to be a security guard at the law enforcement agency. She was called into the station under the guise of a job interview and arrested, county Sheriff Frank Schillari told the outlet.
After the alleged foolhardy fraudster was busted, the officers allegedly discovered two stolen credit cards and she was also hit with credit card theft charges, Schillari said.
 

Prior to applying for the job, she was also wanted on 10 bench warrants for failure to appear in court on traffic charges in Jersey City.
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1 comment:

  1. For years I worked Police exams for a large city. What this little lady did is not all that unusual. For one of our exams we printed the candidates just before their interview: Ran the prints and picked 'em up as the left. So satisfying.

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